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@distel The “Piratenpartei“ of the Climate Justice Movement ...

Conservatives: “I don’t want to live in a leftist world where I’m forced to be nice or I get punished!”

Me: *full eye contact, slowly tapping a Bible”

I guess the moral is that nothing will ever be as cool as a conservative nightmare

Conservatives: “Leftists want to suck out your soul and put it in a super-sexy androgynous machine, and feed you nothing but a healthy diet of soy products, and tuck you in at night with a gentle kiss on the forehead”

Wir suchen für den 4. bis 6. Oktober eine neue Location in Berlin – für rund 180 Personen von Freitag bis Sonntag und mit rund 500 Plätzen für die Abschlussveranstaltung.
Freuen uns sehr über jeden Vorschlag! #jugendhackt

Jugend hackt setzt ein Zeichen gegen Rassismus am Theater an der Parkaue. Wir solidarisieren uns mit den Betroffenen. Unser für Oktober geplantes Event wird dort nicht stattfinden. Das gesamte Statement: https://jugendhackt.org/jugend-hackt-setzt-zeichen-gegen-rassismus-am-theater-an-der-parkaue-neue-location-gesucht/
#jugendhackt

TIL that apparently in German kids' TV it's acceptable to have a goofy little animation with horny carp to explain the lifecycle of fish [CW: spunking cartoon fish]

fursuit makers, or as I like to call them:

softwear developers

10x napper. I sleep 10 times more than other employees. I'm such a powerful napper I can nap anywhere, anytime. Tense situation? I take a panic nap. Pager rings? I instantly fall asleep. Time to code something? You guessed it: I nap it over.

you've heard of 10x engineers...

I'm the 10x vacation taker. I'm so efficient in taking vacation I'll almost never be at work, holding you back and having meetings. Increasing efficiency by not staying in your path and asking questions you don't want to hear.

🥤☀️ It's boiling hot... blllblllblllblllblllblll...
#krita #digitalpainting #fairy

"sorry, your browsing pattern doesn't look convincing, pay 5 learning data to continue"

Poutine: kanadische Fast-Food-Spezialität

So whether or not you're vegetarian or vegan, cutting down on your meat intake is a good idea for various reasons – high among them being environmental concerns and overuse of antibiotics on farms. It would be foolish to think otherwise.

The thing is, some cultures have been using meat substitutes in food for centuries. Either for religious reasons, like some schools of Buddhism, or among people who don't always have access to meat. So it can be worth following their example.

Humans are not evolved to be herbivores, and I really don't like all the people who say "go vegan" without also telling people exactly what that means. So in case anyone finds it useful, here's a little thread about meat substitutes to include in your diet, and nutrients to make sure you're getting enough of!

Liebe Menschen in Berlin,
ich suche einen grossen Schnellkochtopf.

Gross in diesem Fall heisst 10l und mehr.

Falls wer von euch einen zuhause rumstehen hat, der nur Platz wegnimmt, ich kaufe ihn euch gerne ab :)

so i learned about flemish giant rabbits and

XL bunny......

vvvvvv.keming.corn

Aktivisten fünf Tage in Gewahrsam: Terrorabwehr gegen Umweltschützer

Zum ersten Mal wurde ein Teil des Polizeigesetzes in Nordrhein-Westfalen angewendet. Jedoch nicht nur zur konkreten Gefahrenabwehr.

https://www.taz.de/!5573430/