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"Hi Hooman. It me, Looshus. You take me out now please? We late. It already 6 AM"

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Max absolutely hates the weiner dog in a sweater fridge magnet--he chewed the back leg off and threw it to the ground:

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Looshus has a new place to sit.

Unfortunately it is not the new cushioned place we just ordered from Amazon.

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I've also imported the Hindi, Kannada, Marathi, Urdu and other new translations from Crowdin. If you would like to see those translations completed, you can contribute here:

crowdin.com/project/mastodon

Please look at that page before asking for new languages to be added! They are probably already there!!

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Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

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There are two reasons why people don't talk about something. Either it doesn't mean anything, or it means everything.

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Hello! Weber Shandwick is looking for a Junior Writer/Senior Writer (3-6 years) and a Senior Editor (6 years) to work on content for an exciting brand we've recently on-boarded.

Please DM if you feel you fit the role!

PS: We work out of a pet-friendly office 😀

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The outpouring of love and friendship in the wake of Gurpurab and the opening of the is just 💕💓. I usually don't have the patience to watch videos, but I've watched every single one where tourists and pilgrims are welcomed by ordinary Pakistanis with so much warmth and affection. And of course, cute little boys and girls doing Seva. Some much needed positivity on SM!

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What is the point of a fancy flagship phone if you can't plug your earphones into it like a normal person? 😤🙄

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So here's our chance to actually build a community that is inclusive, egalitarian and not exclusive by design. Let's hope we can keep it that way. Happy tooting folks! And a Happy #Gurpurab

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So here's what I going to do differently here. I am going to follow more people. Hear new and more voices. Listen. And not recommend anyone. Everyone is good and if you need to follow or hear someone, you will find them. You don't need me.

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Tomorrow at 2 PM #SupremeCourt is going to pronounce 2 Judgements
1. If RTI is applicable on office of CJI, just like another public Authority
2. How much money bill can be used to bypass #RajyaSabha

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