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If I was a furry my fursona would be an opossum. And not like the fancy possums with the clean fur and the bright eyes that you see in the media. I mean a walking plague of an opossum. A moving pile of trash. The type of possum that if you saw my beady eyes gleaming in the light of a sallow moon you would run screaming.

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All cats are valid, even the ones that look like goblins

why do cats have to just. leave half a mouse. selfish little shits.

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I saw a kid doing one of those fortnite dances at the zoo today and he was super good at it. fucking superb you funky little gamer

hello everyone i’ve arrived to tell u that birds are real it’s us who aren’t

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this site is really weird in the sense that the homestucks on here are one of the nicest groups of people I've interacted with so far

i spent a long time convinced that courage the cowardly dog was my own hallucination

mastodon only memes are developing rapidly

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french 

si je parle français aussi puis-je avoir plus d’amis ici? je dois pratiquer. s’il vous plaît répondre si vous parler français...

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do not be discouraged if your toot does not get any favourites or boosts!!!!! someone will find them!!!!!!!!

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hfngngn....love.....interacting and being nice to people....hoo yes

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@ my tootuals: wow................ their minds 💖✨💖✨💖🖤✨🖤💖✨🖤.......................

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lost my will to live on main offering a 69 dollar reward to anyone who can love me

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