What I need in a hotel room:
• Outlets near the bed
• Free WiFi
• No blinking lights at night

What hotels think I need:
• Ice bucket for wine
• Mysterious fingerprints on the wine glass
• Ice pick, blood drying on the sharp tip
• Body of a renowned physics professor in the doorway

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