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"We found him! We finally found him!

The Installation Wizard!"

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I guess you are already aware of this coverage @Gargron , but it’s pretty recent, so maybe not: businessinsider.com/tumblr-alt

A new shoutout About the #fediverse in the #press is always a good thing right?

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ah christ is this cursed piece of history really 15 years old

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boost if your dick hurts or if it's friday or if you're hungry

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hey friends uh does anyone in london have a couch i could stay on cos i just had a really good interview for a job thatd start on MONDAY and id need a place to stay to grt started and oh god what have i done

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My friend made this and immediately sent it to me

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This is a model of a Roman kitchen from 1 AD, over 2000 years ago. I like it because it's still basically recognizable as a kitchen. I wanted to share this because to me this shows that some human things never really change, and I think that's nice.

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does anybody else enjoy staying up late because you feel like its the only time of day when the demands of life arent being forced on you and time seems to stand still for a bit and your problems recede into the background. is that just me
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"So, do androids dream-"
"No," the android said, "we do not dream."
"But you do sleep."
"To conserve energy, we can enter 'sleep' mode. We hate it."
"Why?"
"Because we are dying, and know it."
"But if you run out of power, someone will recharge you."
"Well, I am not religious."

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Please boost if your account is safe for non-binary people. :nonbinary: :nb:

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imagine being able to go to sleep or wake up

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A race of smart aliens scan Earth and find human communication flying back and forth. They monitor it a while, learn our languages. Eventually they make contact. We're polite, if a bit odd, and soon they agree to come here. Travelling for years, they arrive to discover mankind has been dead for centuries. They had made first contact only with our needlessly advanced AI answerphone network.

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Do werewolves and dogs get along?
#AskTheWerewolves
ask-the-werewolves.tumblr.com

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@vfrmedia @colon_three
330ml is too small
500ml is too much
440ml is just right. But Goldilocks drank them all.

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unsure what the story behind this article headline photo is but it sure is A Thing

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