patter @patterfloof@mastodon.social

"We found him! We finally found him!

The Installation Wizard!"

I guess you are already aware of this coverage @Gargron , but it’s pretty recent, so maybe not: https://www.businessinsider.com/tumblr-alternatives-that-allow-nsfw-2018-12

A new shoutout About the #fediverse in the #press is always a good thing right?

Facebook Employees Are So Paranoid They’re Using Burner Phones to Talk to Each Other http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/facebook-employees-unhappy-at-company-amid-scandal.html

ah christ is this cursed piece of history really 15 years old

boost if your dick hurts or if it's friday or if you're hungry

hey friends uh does anyone in london have a couch i could stay on cos i just had a really good interview for a job thatd start on MONDAY and id need a place to stay to grt started and oh god what have i done

My friend made this and immediately sent it to me

This is a model of a Roman kitchen from 1 AD, over 2000 years ago. I like it because it's still basically recognizable as a kitchen. I wanted to share this because to me this shows that some human things never really change, and I think that's nice.

"So, do androids dream-"
"No," the android said, "we do not dream."
"But you do sleep."
"To conserve energy, we can enter 'sleep' mode. We hate it."
"Why?"
"Because we are dying, and know it."
"But if you run out of power, someone will recharge you."
"Well, I am not religious."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

None Security with left Internet

How to Set Up an Art Exhibition

Please boost if your account is safe for non-binary people.

imagine being able to go to sleep or wake up

A race of smart aliens scan Earth and find human communication flying back and forth. They monitor it a while, learn our languages. Eventually they make contact. We're polite, if a bit odd, and soon they agree to come here. Travelling for years, they arrive to discover mankind has been dead for centuries. They had made first contact only with our needlessly advanced AI answerphone network.

Do werewolves and dogs get along?
#AskTheWerewolves
ask-the-werewolves.tumblr.com

@vfrmedia @colon_three
330ml is too small
500ml is too much
440ml is just right. But Goldilocks drank them all.

yeah this checks out

unsure what the story behind this article headline photo is but it sure is A Thing