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This is a model of a Roman kitchen from 1 AD, over 2000 years ago. I like it because it's still basically recognizable as a kitchen. I wanted to share this because to me this shows that some human things never really change, and I think that's nice.

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does anybody else enjoy staying up late because you feel like its the only time of day when the demands of life arent being forced on you and time seems to stand still for a bit and your problems recede into the background. is that just me
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"So, do androids dream-"
"No," the android said, "we do not dream."
"But you do sleep."
"To conserve energy, we can enter 'sleep' mode. We hate it."
"Why?"
"Because we are dying, and know it."
"But if you run out of power, someone will recharge you."
"Well, I am not religious."

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imagine being able to go to sleep or wake up

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A race of smart aliens scan Earth and find human communication flying back and forth. They monitor it a while, learn our languages. Eventually they make contact. We're polite, if a bit odd, and soon they agree to come here. Travelling for years, they arrive to discover mankind has been dead for centuries. They had made first contact only with our needlessly advanced AI answerphone network.

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@vfrmedia @colon_three
330ml is too small
500ml is too much
440ml is just right. But Goldilocks drank them all.

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unsure what the story behind this article headline photo is but it sure is A Thing

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ukpol 

hear that kids? that's the sound of the pound tanking

entirely unsurprised that yon press statement was just tory saber rattling and acting like pure fuckin wideos

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if anyone has long compilations of pages from ceefax music/videos that they'd link here i'd love them forever

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"Saving recordings to the SD card is a pro-only feature!"

Well how about you jolly well go fuck yourself and I get a different app?

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off for a week and naturally i'm enough beers in that power metal abba cover songs are becoming more than appealing

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