I don't have and angel and a devil sitting on my shoulders.

I have one rational angel on the left, telling me that studies say that we need to mobilize 3,5-5% of the people to create change and that we should stay positive in our messaging to get those people to act, as panic only causes feelings of powerlessness.

Even further on the left I have a furious angel telling me I should panic more and use my anger to burn the unjust system to the ground.

My favorite Greta Thunberg quote about planet Earth of all time. 

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

There are no kangaroos in Austria.

That's a well known sentence Austrians sometimes have to repeat if we are confused with Australians. Soon it will not help anymore because there will be no more kangaroos in Australia either.

on the :

Q: Are you disappointing in the COP25?
A: Yeeeah boiii!

Q: Do you think the next will make a difference?
A: Don't believe the hype.

Q: What do you do to save the climate?
A: Fight the Power!

Q: What's, like, the least climate friendly thing you own?
A: My 98 Oldsmobile's like...

Q: So watcha gone do now?
A: Rebel without a pause!

A: I'm going for a walk in the forest.
B: Bring an umbrella, it might rain.

A: I'm going for a walk in the forest.
B: Bring a fire extinguisher, it might !

You want to do something about the , but don't want to get your ass off the couch?

Then sign the European Citizen Initiative by

There is also an ECI to start taxing aviation:

Then watch this video to know how much I appreciate what you just did:


You can keep your butt on the couch until November 29th btw. Then it's time to stand up and march!

My personal plan to combat the

* become completely independent from asap
* become asap
* put all my money I don't need day-by-day into and projects
* keep demanding by demonstrating

5 stages of grief:

* denial
* anger
* bargaining
* depression
* acceptance

2 step conservative plan for the :

* denial
* extinction

If we want to survive the crisis we can't wait for dinosaurs to go through the stages, but people who are already at the acceptance stage and ready to into our parliaments.

politicians all over the world have a genius plan to - I wonder why they don't reveal it?

Step 1: Do everything in their power to make sure the kills every last human on earth.

Step 2: Let the planet recover from humanitis.

activists get it wrong when they think something minor like a complete system change could be enough!

What's the German word for ?

I'm already getting used to saying ( ) instead of ( ) in everyday life, but what are we supposed to say instead on or Globale Erwärmung ( )?

Erdüberhitzung? Globale Überhitzung? Globale Aufheizung?

Follow for Future!

My themed (no bots included)

💚 See if your fediverse instance runs on with @greenfediverse
It's admin @moagee is tooting a lot about FFF.

🥝 @VPG Propaganda - nothing more nothing less.

👣 @tuxom@mastodon.at posts a lot of great articles on the in English and German.

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You can have different views on the . Both of these completely opposite views are legitimate.

Die kann man so oder so sehen. Komplett entgegengesetzte Ansichten, aber beide sind legitim.

credits: NASA + Hameltion

Just binged 4 episodes of and they were all about and . If only real politics would be concerned this much with real issues.

Let's make it so with the !

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a woman to fish, she'll eat for a while.
Teach human kind not to fish, they'll have enough food forever.

Dear politicians,
If pedophilia is illegal then why are you f**king with our youth?