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Funniest language barrier coffee order of my life: I asked for a decaf espresso (I know I know) and they brought me a decaf americano with a shot of espresso??????? Amazing

I really, really enjoyed The Last Black Man in San Francisco. It's playing at the Academy Theatre in Portland all week, go see it.

Starting to worry the Jays might not make the playoffs this year.

WeWork's greatest success is fooling the investment community out of billions of dollars without using the word "Blockchain" even once.

to reiterate cause i just hit this super hard: the worst part of learning is thinking you understand something, and then having to solve a problem which absolutely trounces what you thought you understood. makes you realize you have to start over at square one. truly devastating.

Mini-ITX boards are cute and deserve attention, thank you.

If you have any domains with Tucows (or Hover, their subsidiary) I highly recommend (request, even) you contact them and ask when they plan on dropping 8chan as a client.

Everyone in this bar just yelled “fuck you, trumotion!!” at the TV as the bartender turned off motion smoothing

overheard a very precious moment in the san francisco kinokuniya bookstore where a concerned mother asked a clerk "are the boys in this comic in love??" and the clerk responded "mam, this is the yaoi section"

Cars with “shooting brake” in the name should all be driven straight into the dump

This worked out well by the way. Turns out adding a HUGE heat sink to a 300W GPU is a good call. This plus new fans make it inaudible now. 👍🏻👍🏻

Dang I hate it when houses I like sell for [triple checks screenshot] $843M over asking.

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My idea of the perfect first date? You come over to my apartment, we order food. A large Hawaiian pizza, no sauce. I put on a video. It's a 3 hour long compilation of everytime Peter Griffin's hurt himself. You keep trying to get up to get something to drink. I keep making you sit down, telling you "No, you gotta wait for this next part. It's hilarious."

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Just curious: if you have an iPhone XS and take pretty good care of it, is your screen also scratched to hell?

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