patrick @pbg@mastodon.social

@stevenf My watch is saying it's up to 309 rn 😷

After a long day of classes, readings, and homework, I like to unwind with a little something I call "dessert homework" (homework that isn't due tomorrow)

Most of what people call “software development” is just reimplementing ideas that other people had a decade ago.

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for why my mouse driver wants to record my computer's screen.

yoooo if you're a professor and you answer a student query with "we went over this in class" please dive into a pit of snakes, thanks

Upsetting to think about how 10 years ago, I would have been terrified of a Guy Fieri presidency, and yet today I would kill for a Guy Fieri presidency.

I will never learn which kardashian is which. I refuse. It’s my god-given right.

a weirdly dystopian thing: the portland shamrock run is cancelled, but they still offered to send out shirts, so i'm gonna have a shirt for an event that never took place

He had an opportunity, you see

Remembering happier times, like when John Cena bought 55 suits

This from the company that claims to have quantum supremacy.

I also watched Ad Astra. It was toooooo looooonggggg. Not recommended.

Finished The Sixth Extinction. It was super interesting, depressing, but also at peace with itself and our collective assured doom. Recommended.

I watched The Lighthouse (2019) last night, and I gotta say – what the fuck was that? I loved it.

let us not forget the true villain: the american electoral system that pits mostly like-minded people against each other in a way that turns off everyone but the most hardcore ideologues

More like Stupid Tuesday

I was feeling bad about missing so much great new TV but now I’m looking forward to having something to do when we’re all being quarantined for weeks

I sneezed and Hey Siri triggered. The future is now.

is my computer getting high