Changed my profile description.
I need to clean my gutters out but have been unable to find the stepladder. Then I remembered it was last used when I pruned the apricot tree. It was still in the back yard.
That's odd. The EPG on my new TV is telling lies about most of the free-to-air shows. My iPhone has a better app.
Plus Spanish Manchego sheep cheese, peppercorn cheese and a grand 36-month matured cheddar served with cracked pepper crackers
Very different cheese: mature buffalo milk cheese with winter truffles. Magnificent!
That seems to have rectified Yawp beta's crossposting issues. Delete & reinstall, then reauthenticate accounts.
Yawp beta cross-posting OK to Twitter, 10C & Mastodon. But not to Pnut. Reinstalled app.
That bakery also does a damned fine café latte.
A bakery in a little township up in the hills sells ready-made pizza dough. Thought (briefly) of getting some but decided not to.
Three weeks ago I slashed a finger open, just above the 2nd knuckle. I removed the latest butterfly wound closure (replaced every few days) last night and it's healed pretty well. A bit ugly & red at present but definitely better.
Pancake recipe was from my 1989 edition of a recipebook first produced in 1904. Nice pancakes, served with castor sugar & lemon juice
Lovely pancakes for breakfast. With a light sprinkle of castor sugar & a drizzle of lemon juice.
I drink straight out a of the wine bottle while cooking. I think that's what they mean by reducing it.
macOS 10.12.6 is out in the wild. Latest Combo updater is around 200 MB smaller than the 10.12.5 Combo updater.
My G5 PowerMac has Miley Virus. It has stopped twerking.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..