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I’m working my way through (and it’s a mighty fine type of work!) a box of assorted size condoms. The 56mm ones will do at a pinch (they’re a bit tight) but the 60mm seem the best fit. 62mm ones are too loose for safety.
Not looking forward to Friday: Hot, hot, hot!
Reckon I’ll visit the municipal library that day.
Update to Twitter on iOS (v 7.38) adds the ability to select between reverse chronologic order or Twitter’s weird algorithmic order of display of tweets.
As yet Twitter for Android doesn’t have the extra switch but it’s coming. I’ve switched to reverse chronologic order.
I really do worry about other drivers. A seemingly simple road rules question has gotten the better of many Aussie drivers, with motorists unable to decide on the correct answer.
They can’t decide because they’re FUCKEN THICK.
Seriously, what’s so hard about this question? I’m not the world’s greatest driver or logician but I spotted the solution immediately.
Meanwhile on Counter Social, Wil wheaton lets fly with a 500-character blast.
The turkey pardon thing is really stupid, but it's supposed to be a light hearted, silly moment of good will that we can put on the news, and show our kids in school because it's just about the LEAST political thing a president can do
Pissed off with the GPs at the clinic I attend (except for the new bloke who’s been around a bit). Worked in South Africa & New Zealand with indegenous people and trained in Ireland. He’s run gout clinics in SA & NZ.
He’s the one who told me that since mid 2017 I have had slightly-impaired kidney function. I had further tests done yesterday, following my acute Kidney disease episofe of four weeks ago.
The other bastards have known but not bothered to tell me.
Mac, iOS & Win 10 Mobile user & Android dabbler in Eastern Australia, abuser of tea, coffee & CHEESE. Kept by a Cat. International Man of Misery & Suspenders.
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