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A question with hidden depths: In which year did Australian women get the vote?

So this is Christmas? Dec 25, 2018, 00:22. Still 20ºC outside.

Update to Twitter on iOS (v 7.38) adds the ability to select between reverse chronologic order or Twitter’s weird algorithmic order of display of tweets.
As yet Twitter for Android doesn’t have the extra switch but it’s coming. I’ve switched to reverse chronologic order.

I always thought that wet shaving with a battery razor was pretentious wankery.
Until I tried it 10 days ago. I’m a convert, it’s quicker & more effective to use the battery shaver with a light cold water foam than dry shaving with the same battery razor.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?"

God said,

"I think I'm going to call it a day."

I really do worry about other drivers. A seemingly simple road rules question has gotten the better of many Aussie drivers, with motorists unable to decide on the correct answer.

They can’t decide because they’re FUCKEN THICK.

Seriously, what’s so hard about this question? I’m not the world’s greatest driver or logician but I spotted the solution immediately.

Care instructions for a cotton shirt read press with hot iron, inside-out.
Instructions for cotton trousers: press with warm iron.
So, why the difference? Both are 100% cotton.

My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.”

That was not a good sign.


So, of course, fucking fuckface bag of shit Trump turns it into an attack on his political opponents and all of us who aren't sucking his toadstool dick on a daily basis, because he's the president of his base.

There is nothing this miserable asshole can't ruin.

Meanwhile on Counter Social, Wil wheaton lets fly with a 500-character blast.

The turkey pardon thing is really stupid, but it's supposed to be a light hearted, silly moment of good will that we can put on the news, and show our kids in school because it's just about the LEAST political thing a president can do


Yesterday & today I woke up and enquired of my HomePod "Hey, Siri, what time is it?"

Both times the response was "It's 6:48." My system settings are 24-hour time.

This is the single greatest triumph of technology over itself, boost if you agree.

All fixed, dunno wot's happening. No further duplication.

With a different instance of Mastodon, I see my latest toots duplicates in the Home feed when using Whalebird.

Pissed off with the GPs at the clinic I attend (except for the new bloke who’s been around a bit). Worked in South Africa & New Zealand with indegenous people and trained in Ireland. He’s run gout clinics in SA & NZ.

He’s the one who told me that since mid 2017 I have had slightly-impaired kidney function. I had further tests done yesterday, following my acute Kidney disease episofe of four weeks ago.

The other bastards have known but not bothered to tell me.

Knock Knock

Who's there?


Muffikin who?

Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.

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