I don't think Google translate is quite as solid on Zulu...

…I think I just got called promiscuous by a cookie fortune

Like maybe if we can invent some super catchy song about how bad 45 is then he'll get mad at all his advisors for getting it stuck in their heads and singing it...

♫ Too late to be known as Don the first
He's sure to be known as Don the woorrrrrrrst ♫

RT @MarshallJulius@twitter.com
Too late to phone home now. 📞 🦖 🚴‍♂️

Stories in which power and prestige are connected to your bloodline feed a toxic narrative that gives us destructive social constructs like royalty, racism, and eugenics.
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RT @IGN@twitter.com
Daisy Ridley has confirmed that Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker will address Rey's parentage. bit.ly/323Z0Al
twitter.com/IGN/status/1146373

"A messianic blue fox who slips through warrens of time and space on a mysterious mission."
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RT @jeffvandermeer@twitter.com
For those who haven't seen it, here's a brief description of my novel Dead Astronauts, out in December.
twitter.com/jeffvandermeer/sta

RT @theworldofcrap@twitter.com
"Have you ever seen Threads? I have" said Thomas.

RT @TiggywinklesUK@twitter.com
They are so sweet to watch!

RT @MJCassell@twitter.com
Lol. Yes, this is what happens when you interrupt a writer's mental process...except it forgot the part where I scream and come after you with a machete. 😁

RT @EwaSR@twitter.com
You come here unannounced on the day my daughter is to be married

RT @41Strange@twitter.com
This buff Mountain Lion caught on Trail Camera

RT @glassbottommeg@twitter.com
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Someone is Kickstarting a game where you have a JRPG party with a tiny mouse that fights with a pocket knife: kickstarter.com/projects/sketc

The mage uses a bic lighter! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME ON KICKSTARTER RIGHT NOW. Heck with that SkateBIRD nonsense.

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