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i'm embracing the fediverse and moving to a new instance!
follow me at:
@penduin@birb.site
(or don't. no pressure :^)

i'm embracing the fediverse and moving to a new instance!
follow me at:
@penduin@birb.site
(or don't. no pressure :^)

why yes, amazon. by all means, do tell me when mark twain releases a new book.

i forgot to mention on this instance...
my kitties @autumn and @book have their own accounts on birb.site now.
your pets can be honorary birbs too, just ask @minego to sign up. :^)

i wonder how many times in my life i've seen mystery science theatre 3000's hatch corridor sequence.

me: ooh, demo for a new lode runner!
me, minutes later: oh right, i completely suck at lode runner.

@minego the whole time i was installing my vise all i could think of was AvE. uhrrrrRRRR-click! skookum as frig, schmoo and all.

is there a term for when your arm is being spooned by a cat, who is in turn being spooned by the rest of you?

this was yummy. but there are no mountains in minnesota, so i am confused by the name "summit". perhaps after a few more, all will be made clear...

silly phone, acting like i shouldn't have 40ish browser tabs open.

penduin boosted

look at this nice nest i found! ...what do you mean "laundry", what's that?

i need to learn how to bake bread, because: pumpernickel rye brat buns with bits of onion baked in. even here in the midwest, somehow that's not something every grocery store bakery makes.

my stove isn't a "smart device", but it's smarter than society. it knows we shouldn't be dicking around with what time it is.

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