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meta, bad moderation, mastodon.art 

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This seems like a chilling conversation for Americans:

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blobs.gg/
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Downloads/Licensing

All blobs that are uploaded to official Blob Emoji servers are licensed under the Apache License 2.0, the same license that Noto Emoji by Google are licensed under.

All blobs from the official servers can be downloaded here. Make sure to follow the license.
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The null-Terminator 

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teaching crabs how to read is forbidden knowledge

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@nosimpleway I keep being told carrying any food around just in case you see a bird is odd
The people saying this don't get followed around by ravens to know how fuckin cool it is tho

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
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"Users who download and attempt to run LibreOffice on the new macOS Catalina are presented with two options – "Move to bin" or "Cancel"."

theregister.co.uk/2019/10/23/l

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I have a pair of chinese rave glasses that can display scrolling text, bitmaps, or animations. They also make you look way too cool for school.

They speak Bluetooth to a shady APK, I've put it on a disconnected phone and I'm reverse engineering the protocol. queer.af/media/kPpwoBGP0l_uV41

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YouTube recommendations: Cat Meows Underwater

Me: The importance of this video cannot be overstated. If human civilization shall perish, then this one must survive

youtube.com/watch?v=kvxCU_lQwK

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Genie: You have ONE WISH.

Me: Alright, I have one, but it's very detailed.
Genie: As long as it is only one wish, you're allowed to spend as much time as you want detailing it.

Me: Alright, here we go. *Grabs notebook and takes a deep breath* The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119].

Genie: Wait, is that...?

Me: *Flips notebook* Chapter 1. Preamble.

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