maddie's dead account @picklemaddierix@mastodon.social

hey friends! im gonna be at https://bofa.lol/@picklemaddierix now so follow me there now, ty!!!!!!!!

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

dan harmon is like if bojack horseman was written by bojack horseman

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. But go off I guess

wow its so sad that everyone in the world doesnt speak the same language. alexa play esperanto

hey friends! im gonna be at https://bofa.lol/@picklemaddierix now so follow me there now, ty!!!!!!!!

thinking i might say that a fictional character is trans so that i might receive exactly seven favorites

hmm dont remember why i felt the need to toot this?? it's just a famous quote from the main character of the video game ookemon

sorry this should say

its night time for maddie Night Night

"fuckin....pokemon"
-Ash Katchem

to pay respects

venus, the planet, is a transgender woman. i just talked to neil degrasse tyson he agreed that this was true

i believe in God because when i lived in my childhood home a ghost hand used to grab me sometimes while i was sleeping. Apparantly im drunk enough to admit this.

worst part of talking to people on bofa is if you want to begin you're sentence with "lol" you sometimes forget if you've said it yet or if that's just part of the instance name

im trans

remember that you are my friend and i love you

just realized i posted this 8 minutes after 911 ended in my timezone but WHATEVER mastodon's a pretty chill place