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gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

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dan harmon is like if bojack horseman was written by bojack horseman

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. But go off I guess

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wow its so sad that everyone in the world doesnt speak the same language. alexa play esperanto

thinking i might say that a fictional character is trans so that i might receive exactly seven favorites

hmm dont remember why i felt the need to toot this?? it's just a famous quote from the main character of the video game ookemon

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venus, the planet, is a transgender woman. i just talked to neil degrasse tyson he agreed that this was true

i believe in God because when i lived in my childhood home a ghost hand used to grab me sometimes while i was sleeping. Apparantly im drunk enough to admit this.

worst part of talking to people on bofa is if you want to begin you're sentence with "lol" you sometimes forget if you've said it yet or if that's just part of the instance name

Boost to throw toy, like to give pets

i love rouge the bat bc she just woke up one day and decided that she deserves every single jewel in the entire world and honestly i repsect her so much for it

just realized i posted this 8 minutes after 911 ended in my timezone but WHATEVER mastodon's a pretty chill place

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