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gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

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dan harmon is like if bojack horseman was written by bojack horseman

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. But go off I guess

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wow its so sad that everyone in the world doesnt speak the same language. alexa play esperanto

johhn lennon: 🎶 imodgin lots of people....i think that would be really great 🎶 🎶
baby boomers: Oh My God he's right.....u COULD imagine people😭 😭 😭 ,,,so beautiful

using this account for a bit cuz dean inside is down online

thinking i might say that a fictional character is trans so that i might receive exactly seven favorites

hmm dont remember why i felt the need to toot this?? it's just a famous quote from the main character of the video game ookemon

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worst part of talking to people on bofa is if you want to begin you're sentence with "lol" you sometimes forget if you've said it yet or if that's just part of the instance name

just realized i posted this 8 minutes after 911 ended in my timezone but WHATEVER mastodon's a pretty chill place

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