After going to an agricultural show, suddenly the idea of families being really proud about their 'breeding and taste' seems a little...
... I mean if you really are genetically optimised for deliciousness, certainly it's something, but, maybe don't tell all the neighbours, and if you do, avoid invitations to barbeques
To be fair, the *real* reason "turn it off and turn it back on again" works is more interesting than that. It's because systems are complex, and the more changes you make to a system, the less likely it is that the programmer foresaw the exact set of changes that led to whatever configuration it's in at the moment.
Programmers are pretty good at testing state 0 though (i.e. when you turned it on). So returning to that known state usually makes everything better.
Trashposting. Just trashpoting. Show more
Me, posting objectively perverted kinky material: I am a pure maiden flower
Me, seeing my friends fav that material: WOW I didn't know you were a PERVERT!
I'm working on a Gottlieb Haunted House today. It's one of the more ambitious machines of the 1980's. It features EIGHT flippers, spread out over three floors of a haunted house - the attic, ground floor, and cellar. We'll be streaming this on Monday 7:30pm EDT (23:30 UTC) on our Youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/user/PAPApinball. For now here's some pretty pictures. :)
game jam idea: you and your partner are thieves hired by someone who owns large gold reserves to steal the prototype kilogram from the vault in which it resides underneath Paris; once he controls it he can change the definition of a kilogram and make his gold more valuable, but when things go wrong on the heist you double-cross him and also accidentally fall in love with your partner
the pirate and the mechanic, a story Show more
so there's this inventor/mechanic, right, that lives in a mansion doing her thing for her patron, who is, frankly, a dick. he doesn't appreciate their work, he doesn't appreciate her as a *person*, he just treats her as a device for transforming money into artifacts.
and then one day, one day, there's an explosion in her wall! a pirate captain is in need of a ship's mechanic and/or some money, and this isn't really a 'job offer' so much as a 'hostage situation'
My Dog's got no nose.
- How does he smell?
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Kids will love the new squeezy range of SMANCE with 6 different tunes to choose from. Turn your dog into the jukebox you alwa
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