Without fail, iOS consistently corrects “well” to “we’ll” and “we’ll” to “well” in the exact opposite direction that I’d like. Is ‘autocorrect micro aggressions’ a term?

My kid is just going to have to make do with this toast with a smily face of chocolate sprinkles I made her.

twitter.com/RexChapman/status/

What alternatives to Slack are folks using and enjoying? What’s different? What’s better?

The ‘the internet is broken’ Twitter is my favourite twitter.

Some new and exciting things on the horizon for me (more on that later) which means I’ll be leaving YoungCapital. So the amazing and caring team that I’m sad to be leaving is hiring! Check out the post here: ✨ youngcapital.nl/vacatures/5490

Even if something doesn’t sound exactly like you, if you like the sound of the work please apply! It’s been an absolute joy to be a part of this team. ❤️

Speaking of expat goals. My breakfast this morning has consisted of goldfish crackers, hobnobs, and a stroopwafel.

Ok, new expat goal. I need to figure out how to get ‘gezellig’ or ‘lekker’ in a sentence with ‘chuffed’ and ‘y’all’.

twitter.com/jesslynnrose/statu

The fact that the UK has zero points and Germany has 3 is all the proof I need that this is European payback.

I think we can all agree Iceland wins the evening no matter what happens.

Yes. Always. 😛

I think my number growing up and my current mobile number are the only phone numbers I remember now. I don’t even know my wife’s number. 😕

twitter.com/Christhevamp/statu

Mama hugs and kisses 3 y/o while she’s busy playing.

3 y/o: “Niet doen, go away!”

It’s so nice having a multilingual child. 🇳🇱🇬🇧

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