RT @SomeHats@twitter.com

waking up is hard so i built an alarm clock that’s impossible to switch off until i run 100m from my flat

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SomeHats/status/10

RT @raganwald@twitter.com

Office Space was released in 1999.

Twenty.
Tears.
Ago.

Tell me that Tech has totally, completely changed in two decades.

Please?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/raganwald/status/1

RT @JeanAbayo@twitter.com

Funniest video in 2k19 so far πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Deploy everything to production right now, we're an agile company πŸ˜‚

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/JeanAbayo/status/1

This looks just like when I try to design stuff.

RT @EvanOsherow@twitter.com

I found a video of me programming.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/EvanOsherow/status

RT @jezzlee22@twitter.com

My cousin throws a birthday party every year for her dog and its always my favorite day of the year lol. Happy birthday Budha! Also happy birthday to Peanut her roomates dog!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jezzlee22/status/1

🐢❀️

RT @susanacigano@twitter.com

life lessons from @keepitterron@twitter.com 😍🐢

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/susanacigano/statu

RT @williamhanson@twitter.com

Either there’s a @netflix@twitter.com glitch or @MarieKondo@twitter.com’s methods have escalated.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/williamhanson/stat

TMW your weekly Sentry reports work as visitor metrics as well as error metrics.

Wow. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

RT @Gillette@twitter.com

β€œBoys will be boys”? Isn’t it time we stopped excusing bad behavior? Re-think and take action by joining us at TheBestMenCanBe.org.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Gillette/status/10

I get that it’s click bait, but I really hate headlines like these. To me it smells like gatekeeping. It’s a small step away from β€œyou’re not a real JS Dev if you don’t know this”. Is it just me?

Whatever happens with Brexit, I have my British Benadryl supply sorted. Thanks Mum!

RT @Sareh88@twitter.com

Yesterday, @SlackHQ@twitter.com sent me an email. My accounts on various Slack teams had been immediately deactivated, with no prior warning. The reason? I've visited family in Iran and used Slack when there. Only my work's paid-for Enterprise account works still.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Sareh88/status/107

RT @MarkRober@twitter.com

Someone stole a package from me. Police wouldn’t do anything about it so I spent the last 6 months engineering up some vigilante justice. Revenge is a dish best served fabulously. Vid link- youtu.be/xoxhDk-hwuo

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MarkRober/status/1

RT @schmichael@twitter.com

It's always strange coming across the forgotten remnants of gamification. It's like entering an ancient sealed chamber that no product manager has entered for hundreds of sprints.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/schmichael/status/

RT @cnqmdi@twitter.com

hello yes i have learnt what swans would look like if they were depicted "under-feathered" like we do dinosaurs, based on fossils. sweet dreams everyone

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/cnqmdi/status/1074

πŸ’―Another example. Use async/await instead of promises everywhere! Both have their benefits and drawbacks. Choose wisely.

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2) And this kills me. Selecting Required Cookies and submitting you get a processing screen with β€œthis might take a few minutes”. Inspecting the network and the javascript you find that requests happen quite quickly. BUT there’s a 10 second `setTimeout` between requests!

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1) You can’t just click β€œRequired Cookies”. You have to click and drag the slider to your preference. Actually, accessibility is quite good so tabbing to the slider and hitting up seems easier than trying to interact with the mouse.

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RT @equiman@twitter.com If someone asks you: what's your password?

I can't believe that's true πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/equiman/status/107

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