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I am Eurritimia, or just Eurritz / Ritz for friends, and I'm your local 🍍. I like Pokémon, The Sims, drawing, pineapples, pizza, making games and chiptune music. Also I'm aromantic asexual agender and I have a queerplatonic relationship with a person who is not here on Mastodon unfortunately.

If there's a need for 🍍, you can mention me - btw I don't eat pineapples at all, nor even on pizza but I don't condemn who does it.

It's a major injustice of our language that an adjective as cool as 'draconian' means 'it's really strict and harsh and sucks a lot' instead of 'it's magical and ancient and... really warm? hey, check out how warm this is'

Be gay. Do crimes. Find a trans lesbian polycule to be gay and do crimes with. Get them all baseball bats and leather jackets. Guillotine all the cis ppl. Smoke weed. Break a TERF's teeth in.

The whole "remake The Last Jedi" thing has had one lasting impact on me, and that's the realisation that there are people out there for whom The Phantom Menace is _not_ the worst Star Wars film.

remember ICE types are weak to fighting, fire and rock

call out the racist white woman in the store. call out the transphobic/cissexist white woman in the bathroom (if ur cis).

or talk to the victim and help them get out of the situation. more often than not your whiteness (or cisness) will protect you from any further action on the harassers part.

use your privilege to uplift and aid marginalized folks.

you: wow! modern graphics cards use hundreds of watts! surely switching that much current on and off must cause a bunch of electromagnetic interference, right??

me:

The US is no longer a 'safe' country for refugees

This is what the US government does now. It is no longer in the β€œbeacon of freedom” business. This is a country that now signals its values to the rest of the world with the moral stridency of a burning cross. This is the nation we consider a β€œsafe” third country.

Perhaps we could continue to avoid β€œplaying politics”, standing by and watching while a human rights atrocity unfolds before our eyes.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

This is the last thing I'm going to say on that place:

Black people, women, trans people, and disabled people should not have to hide ourselves to avoid harassment.

If you don't want us blocking and avoiding your nazi-land en masse, if you don't want your software to be associated with nazis, come up with ways to stop the nazis from harassing us rather than crying TO US about your precious software.

Give us some confidence in your software's ability to not be abused by nazis. Duh.

i just discovered that that the onion news about mass shooting is repeated everytime, i thought they linked to same page

The most successful people I’ve met:

1. I have never met successful people

lb starts with coins, goes with monty hall and ends up with vuvuzelas

in a pool of 100 coin flips

heads, tails - 25
tails, heads - 25
heads, heads - 25
tails, tails, - 25

remove tails and say tha... β€” The probably of the outcomes are not equal. That's like claiming that in the Monty hall problem,... curiouscat.me/Hbomberguy/post/