Messy bitch with a heart of gold or some shit
Good morning, Queen of Messy Bitches has arrived, with PMS, for extra bitchiness.
realistically, what's stopping me from racking up millions in student debt, just nonstop college, degrees in every field, never paying a dime, and then not having any family to leave the debt to when i die? it's the perfect crime
Boost to boost
what up its ya boy nutsling
sesame street episode on teaching the alphabet:
that's the "T", sis
it sucks having a shiddy phone I cant fit more apps on sorry mastofamily. Mastodonily. What the fuck.
@pixelatedbrat @jackdaw_ruiz @kanyewest serious and delirious
I am so much more than just a nice ass but it's so much effort to prove that mehhh
CW: bootay Show more
I dont wanna get up
food Show more
OMG cheese is fucking disgusting why did i not ever notice this
I legitimately never know when to shut the fuck up. It's like I'm allergic to shutting the fuck up.
Is it October yet?
Boost me all the way to gay Mastodon.
I'm gonna die alone yay
K so i got into it with my sort of SO today and they apologized after i told them they were extra wrong and I said, "I don't want you to be sorry, be better!"
It was a great line but they haven't texted me back.
OMG WHY WONT MY PHONE CHARGE
Twitter vs. Mastodon
smash that heckin boost button if you’re sleepy
@pixelatedbrat @5five0oh4four @RossWentworth
mm.. mmhmm.. well it's not gonna get any better in the second half, so i'll just prep to have that boot thrown at me.
@ohtazer @pixelatedbrat Their merch game is also top-notch
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