Brat @pixelatedbrat@mastodon.social
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- left
- pronouns:
- she/her
- ass:
- fat
Messy bitch with a heart of gold or some shit
Joined Aug 2018
Good morning, Queen of Messy Bitches has arrived, with PMS, for extra bitchiness.
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realistically, what's stopping me from racking up millions in student debt, just nonstop college, degrees in every field, never paying a dime, and then not having any family to leave the debt to when i die? it's the perfect crime
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what up its ya boy nutsling
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sesame street episode on teaching the alphabet:
that's the "T", sis
it sucks having a shiddy phone I cant fit more apps on sorry mastofamily. Mastodonily. What the fuck.
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@pixelatedbrat @jackdaw_ruiz @kanyewest serious and delirious
I am so much more than just a nice ass but it's so much effort to prove that mehhh
food
OMG cheese is fucking disgusting why did i not ever notice this
I legitimately never know when to shut the fuck up. It's like I'm allergic to shutting the fuck up.
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Boost me all the way to gay Mastodon.
I'm gonna die alone yay
K so i got into it with my sort of SO today and they apologized after i told them they were extra wrong and I said, "I don't want you to be sorry, be better!"
It was a great line but they haven't texted me back.
Wellp.
OMG WHY WONT MY PHONE CHARGE
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smash that heckin boost button if you’re sleepy
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@pixelatedbrat @5five0oh4four @RossWentworth
mm.. mmhmm.. well it's not gonna get any better in the second half, so i'll just prep to have that boot thrown at me.
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- wing:
- left
- pronouns:
- she/her
- ass:
- fat
Messy bitch with a heart of gold or some shit
Joined Aug 2018
