Good morning, Queen of Messy Bitches has arrived, with PMS, for extra bitchiness.

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realistically, what's stopping me from racking up millions in student debt, just nonstop college, degrees in every field, never paying a dime, and then not having any family to leave the debt to when i die? it's the perfect crime

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sesame street episode on teaching the alphabet:

that's the "T", sis

it sucks having a shiddy phone I cant fit more apps on sorry mastofamily. Mastodonily. What the fuck.

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I am so much more than just a nice ass but it's so much effort to prove that mehhh

food 

OMG cheese is fucking disgusting why did i not ever notice this

I legitimately never know when to shut the fuck up. It's like I'm allergic to shutting the fuck up.

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K so i got into it with my sort of SO today and they apologized after i told them they were extra wrong and I said, "I don't want you to be sorry, be better!"

It was a great line but they haven't texted me back.

Wellp.

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@pixelatedbrat @5five0oh4four @RossWentworth

mm.. mmhmm.. well it's not gonna get any better in the second half, so i'll just prep to have that boot thrown at me.

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