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@pizzaman i get it, we all know what happened to pizza dog after he got fired. i'll write you a check for the pizza

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@pizzaman i dare you to lay a finger on me. if you were to ever assault me i would pull a gun on you and make sure your worthless life came to a tragic end. get the fuck out of my face and don't be upset when the pizza you leave near my cage gets eaten

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@pizzahamster i will put you in a sock and smash you on my desk if you fuckin eat my pizza one more time. i'm gonna lose my job cause of this shit

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little known fact: no hamsters are white. hamsters cannot be white people due to science

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profile pic changed because some people had issue with me using the one from the original meme! sorry if i upset anyone.

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@pizzaman your account sucks because anyone whos NOT a cultureless fuck knows that the pizza mans name is PAPA BOARDSLIDE

we are ON THE LIST!!! it is TIME. WE WILL GET TO THE TOP.

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THANK YOU ALL FOR DOING YOUR PART. BUT THIS FIGHT IS NOT YET OVER. PLEASE CONTINUE

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who is @pizzaman? i guess we'll never know but you should totes follow them

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