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@pizzahamster i will put you in a sock and smash you on my desk if you fuckin eat my pizza one more time. i'm gonna lose my job cause of this shit

@pizzaman i dare you to lay a finger on me. if you were to ever assault me i would pull a gun on you and make sure your worthless life came to a tragic end. get the fuck out of my face and don't be upset when the pizza you leave near my cage gets eaten

@pizzahamster jesus christ. chill. fine. sorry. i just really don't want to lose my job man this is the last thing i have left

@pizzaman i get it, we all know what happened to pizza dog after he got fired. i'll write you a check for the pizza

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