PizzaMothMan @pizzamothman@mastodon.social

@reelitin WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH PIZZAMOTHMAN IS TOUCHED BY THIS MESSAGE

@reelitin THANK YOU IT MEANS A LOT

PIZZAMOTHMAN JUST GOT FIRED FROM PAPA JOHN'S FOR ACCIDENTALLY DROPPING MULTIPLE CUSTOMERS PIZZAS FROM A GREAT HEIGHT

@pizzaman PIZZAMOTHMAN IS INCAPABLE OF FUCKING

PIZZAMOTHMAN MUST BECOME THE MOST POPULAR ACCOUNT SO HE CAN EASILY WARN ALL HIS FOLLOWERS OF IMPENDING DANGER

PIZZAMOTHMAN SAID FUCK WORK AND BRIDGES