MY THERAPIST: What do you like about your crush?
ME: Uhh...they have strong convictions. They do what they think is right. They are empathetic in a way I want to be.
MY THERAPIST, HER EYES ROLLING INTO SPACE: Do you think.........you are maybe....physically attracted to them?
ME:.............................................yes

when you're talking with someone and are having four distinct conversations through 2-3 communication platforms

I'm making soup and my windows have fogged up. No wonder the heating bill is so much lmao, nice insulation

living the ultimate Goop lifestyle by placing all kinds of precious stones into every possible hole

Just in case you take this as an invitation CW SA and like......mad violence. It's bad don't watch it

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Happy to inform you all that I'm back on my bad sci-fi bullshit. Hard Sun this time

Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

My cat is forty feet tall and none of you idiots can prove otherwise

if you are white and interested in your ancestry, go ahead, learn about your family history, learn about the cultures and material forces that produced you. these are good things to learn about because it will only make it more clear that whiteness isnt a stable category and the "shared white western culture" that reactionaries prattle on about is nothing but myth. spitting in a cup wont teach you jack shit.

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Whenever I have more than like 3 notifications I worry I've been Cancelled

From birdsite 

Ok now exclude cis people from the military

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Lol what an idiot
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RT @JamesMartinSJ@twitter.com
Third, why were so many students sporting MAGA hats? It’s a free country for sure, but they were at the March for Life, a religious event, under the care of their Catholic high school administrators and, one hopes, chaperones, not a political rally. 5/
twitter.com/JamesMartinSJ/stat

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH NO COPS FOR PRESIDENT
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RT @KamalaHarris@twitter.com
I'm running for president. Let's do this together. Join us: kamalaharris.org
twitter.com/KamalaHarris/statu

body image, patriarchy, - 

I would like to say fuck patriarchy for making me feel old at 25 and fat at 134 lbs

From birdsite 

The first McElroy product I ever consumed was Second Life, Second Chances so sometimes I still picture Totino's and the Boy Mayor when I hear Justin and Griffin speaking

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RED ALERT: A group of friends in this bagel shop are planning a guy's Bachelorette audition tape

From birdsite 

I had a dream that I came outside and my bike was totally destroyed and I got it to a bike shop and it was going to cost $1,309 to fix. It took me only 3 seconds to find a way to blame myself, even in a dream

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