The Internet Gods, 2018:
Security! Security! SSL everywhere! Mandatory two-factor authentication! Full-device encryption! Hardware on-chip secure enclaves!
The Internet Gods, also 2018:
let's just give Jeff Bezos all our private RAM, and the official Node.js installer is literally curl | sudo bash
@pony apt secure makes sure the file hasn't been modified since it was uploaded. Https just secures bytes in transit. Also there's only one organization to trust unlike the hundreds of certificate authorities
curl-bash: I'm getting a script that modifies my system running as root from internet, verified and signed by a certificate stored somewhere on my system.
deb: the same.