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Dave Mayo‽ @pobocks@mastodon.social

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Hey, saw some data today defined as csv with þ as the field separator.

I guess you could say...

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that every row has its thorns.

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if ur friend lives in europe doesthat make them a PAL pal

@adr ALSO I was trying to send this like six times over twitter

Mental Health Ish Show more

What fool called it "Signing up for a Mastodon instance" and not "Welcome to the .social?"

@charlag Hi! Would you mind if I followed you back?

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Yo anyone seen Larry Ellison's horcruxes? Asking for a friend who is literally everyone in software development.

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Hey, saw some data today defined as csv with þ as the field separator.

I guess you could say...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

that every row has its thorns.

Awwwww yeah I got to explain a thing and I hopefully was helpful.

Trying to decide if I keep preferring "executive function disorder" to ADD because it feels more accurate, or because "executive" makes me feel all professional and fancy.

I'm here to express kindness and tell bad jokes, and I have a boundless supply of both. mastodon.social/media/uFNnLweH

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Horny on microform: for all your long term preservation needs of your...needs.

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I was just considering the implications of me having a north american copy of Splatoon 2 and now the lyrics “we’re the squids in america” are lodged firmly in my brain

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I don't remember where I read this first, but it's something I've been trying to do over the last few years, and maybe you will like it, too: When you introduce two friends who you want to become friends (or introduce a new friend to a friend group) don't just say, "This is Beth. She and I went to school together," or whatever.

Instead, explain what it is about them that is unique and special; what it is that makes you spend the time and effort to maintain your relationship with them. Use it as an opportunity to embarrass and compliment the shit out of them by telling these new people why you think they're so awesome.