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Dave Mayo‽ @pobocks

I've been on Mastodon for three days and no one has tooted about "Growth Hacking..." is... is this heaven?

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. @pobocks The marketers will come when their audience moves. But maybe we can deploy some AI in time before that happens.

@pobocks Let me show you 10 ways to ignite your newsletter list! :dragon_face:

@pobocks No one has spam-added me to a list called "media influencers". It's some kind of beautiful dream.

@pobocks that expression gives me nightmares and flashbacks from a previous job that was into start up culture a little bit too much.

@pobocks I haven't been #brand #activated at all and I think I'm going through withdrawal.

@cc The chief symptoms of withdrawal: euphoria, relaxation of skeletomuscular tension, a profound feeling of wellbeing.