alc, creachures 

drinkin fireball and looking at this picture of a pet mink and wishing i could hug the noodle cat

leftbook, weird, weird, WEIRD fucking ass take 

what in the god damn

poorly distorted face, shitpost 

14.3 minutes into eating expired cranberries n chill and he gives u this look

transphobia-related shitpost 

really, google? we're doing this?

420, distorted face 

also while high i made this for some reason. i'd say it made sense at the time, but there's no universe in which it does

uncomfortable interactions, possible bots 

why would you do this. why would anyone do this

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drug mention, speech synthesis 

i got high last night and wrote a basic program to make SAM say randomly generated gibberish

crimes against music, facetious religion mention 

WHY DO I HAVE TO SHIP THIS OUT. IT CANT EVEN FIT ON THE STAND. WHY IS GOD A BASTARTD

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crimes against music 

ok completely serious question here who are jackson guitars FOR

food, bad decisions 

boutta buy a giant ass pixie stick. fuck the police

ec (not mine) 

I get that this guy is probably some kinda rock legend and it’s sacrelige that idk who he is but every time i see him i can only register his face as Ben Stiller

foss discourse, Bad Take™ 

Hey, Everybody! Let's Point And Laugh At This Man!

tasteful(?) nudity, kinda gross 

so this picture is in the maggiano’s bathroom and... I have no idea who would be even comfortable going to the bathroom with her staring at them

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