thinking about gemstone...............................................................................

ahh

sash nw

WHY IS THERE NOTHING ABOUT HEAVENS GATE ON THE WIKIPEDIA ENTRY FOR NIKE CORTEZ'S HMPH

arrgh somethings wrong with psn im trying to figure it out

it's ILLEGAL to boost this!!!! do NOT do it buster!!

wanna get that 12 flavor variety pack of spam and make a wreath

spam wreath

gonna be streaming more star fisting in about an hour!

BEEN EYEING A VARIETY PACK OF SPAM FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES amazon.com/Large-Lovers-Sample i was supposed to tell you im about to stream HEY IM STREAMING SOON STAY TUNED gonna fist the north star

hellraiser 2, barbarella, caligula and the care bears movie
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RT @mizabitha@twitter.com
You know how when you're like 4 you'll get really into a movie and want to watch it like multiple times a day for weeks or months? I don't remember mine but I know with my sister it was Grease 2, The Santa Clause, and The Sound of Music. Do any of you remember yours?
twitter.com/mizabitha/status/1

Shoving a vacuum up my ass to suck out all the turds I compacted in there by cleaning it with q tips

An ordinary pizza, a sun-bleached Charles Barkley trading card, and a blood-stained gyro pointed to a woman mad with power.

the traveler is the head of a giant hitachi and the tower is a clitoris and the vanguard are a yeast infection

every time i see an ad for buffalo wild wings where it just says BWW i cant stop thinkin BIG WIDE WOMEN and hell yeah gimmie some of that

i platted assassins creed odyssey before they raised the level cap and i wish it was 70 before i platted it because i was level 50 when i was like halfway done DAMNIT DAMNIT DMANIT whyd i like it so much so fast

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