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"Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves."

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"Don’t break your back for someone who doesn’t care about the pain it’ll cause you."

A lesson I learned the hardest of fucking ways. It's probably why I keep many people at such a distance.

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"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.” -Gene Roddenberry

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"Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say 'My tooth is aching' than to say 'My heart is broken.' " - CS Lewis

HEY THERE DELILAH
WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY
YOU'RE A THOUSAND MILES AWAY
SO GIRL JUST SNAPCHAT ME THEM TITTIES

I'm in a relationship with my air conditioners. No one blows me quite like they do.

Definitely not feeling great. Got three more days before I can get some rest. May not do weekly DnD this week so I can rest. 🤒😓

Goodnight everyone. Wish me luck as I navigate the perils of work tomorrow ill as hell. As a bonus, I'll also probably be very tired. Hooray.

Every sneeze I let loose is a lesson in pain.

"You bet your star spangled ding dong." is my new favorite phrase.

I don't feel good enough to continue live-tooting (live-tweeting if you're reading this on Twitter).

Jaco tried to cast Hideous Laughter on the Naga. It didn't work.

Damn it.

Zul shot the control collar on the Naga, but it didn't seem to do anything.

Goddamn it.

We need that collar off!

Oh I guess instead we're gonna make reflex saves.

Except Zul. He's good.

Poor Kajex (the Cleric), he failed. Jaco (Bard) saves. Zomnea (Paladin) fails. 28 damage the failures (minus 5 to Zomnea), 14 to Jaco.

And now the Naga is gonna attempt to attack Zul.

Let's see what happens!

The aforementioned Graveler (the medium earth elemental) attempted to grapple the Naga. He failed.

He also failed his AoO. Goddamn it.

Our Cleric just cast a totally useful spell.

"Invisibility Purge" makes things within a 5ft/level radius from him.

We're level 10, so that's a 50 foot radius. This is a good half of the room we're within.

I got hit again. But for just 9 damage.

The Anubis Guardian can't catch a break.

And now our Paladin is throwing her Chance Lance, which hits the Guardian, travels back in time to be in the thrower's hand, and then gets hit again.

I feel bad for the guy. He must be so confused.

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