Joe ☑️ @popekingjoe@mastodon.social

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.” -Gene Roddenberry

"Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say 'My tooth is aching' than to say 'My heart is broken.' " - CS Lewis

I need to get some food. I've literally had a hamburger and some scrambled eggs all day today.

Hmm... @EmilyDragomir@twitter.com in a nutshell.

RT @animatedtext@twitter.com

Someone fucking *pat pat* my head NOW

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/animatedtext/status/1139619946344792064

If you think about it, bees are like little suicide bombers.

Good morning folks.

RT @SATOhara3173@twitter.com

I stole this from a verified account. The tweet only had 1 retweet. This is mine now. Retweet this gross ass soup, thank y'all.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SATOhara3173/status/874822548952801280

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.” -Gene Roddenberry

Been there, done that. 0/10 do not recommend.

RT @CyanidePapi@twitter.com

Let’s get it

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CyanidePapi/status/1139386686004056065

I'm wondering how much of this free RAM is because of Android 10 and how much is because I have almost no apps on my Pixel 2 XL.

The funny thing is as far as actual drama goes, this time it was pretty tame.

That being said... I'm just staying from shit for a long while. I need to get my emotional state back to neutral.

I just cut a little bit of drama out of my life. Feelsgoodman.jpg

You're just mad cuz you'd get schooled by a golden retriever.

RT @CyanidePapi@twitter.com

U take that back! https://twitter.com/popekingjoe/status/1139334611492884481

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CyanidePapi/status/1139334923763027968

I saw a screenshot of this and did not believe it was real. This is amazing.

RT @sonic_hedgehog@twitter.com

@Polygon@twitter.com please stop asking to see our feet. It's getting kinda weird https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1138589376055840768

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1138953385544101888

Fun Fact: After I took this screenshot, I went and utterly thrashed the Elite Four for the hundredth time with my vastly overpowered Mewtwo.

Seriously, his stats are at least 100 points beyond what's supposed to be their maximum.

Yes hi hello I will take two pls. #PokemonLetsGo #NintendoSwitch

Aw yeah! Kinda forgot about this game. Mewtwo Master bitches! #PokemonLetsGo #NintendoSwitch

RUGA LOOK AT HOW FUCKING ADORABLE BUT ANGRY HE LOOKS! @sicarionox@twitter.com

I've been in and outta sleep all morning.

Blah... I just want to sleep and stay that way until I feel rested.

RT @ChurchofSatan@twitter.com

A reminder that Satanists should decide for themselves if they support or attend LGBTQ “Pride Month” events held in June. As a carnal religion, Satanism embraces all forms of consensual adult sexual activity and gender identity. But keep kids away from Catholics, just to be safe. https://twitter.com/ThomasJTobin1/status/1134784500372770817

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ChurchofSatan/status/1134931447041576960

I'm gonna need a new watch soon. My Armani's battery is getting weaker. I'm getting less than 15 hours before it's almost dead, compared to almost 60 when I first bought it.