Joe @popekingjoe@mastodon.social

"Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves."

"Don’t break your back for someone who doesn’t care about the pain it’ll cause you."

A lesson I learned the hardest of fucking ways. It's probably why I keep many people at such a distance.

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.” -Gene Roddenberry

"Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say 'My tooth is aching' than to say 'My heart is broken.' " - CS Lewis

I got to discover today that my Samsung Galaxy Buds Pro are defective... Two months into ownership.

I discovered this when they died (my dumbass forgot to charge them), so I swapped to a pair of Soundcores I keep for use with my tablet.

The issue? They're unbalanced. The left side is louder than the right. I thought it was just my hearing going bad, but the swap to another pair that was fine assuaged that fear.

At least I can still return the Buds Pro.

Update: I found the fortune cookies. They were in the outer bag. I am happy again.

I ordered Chinese food earlier and I did not get a fortune cookie and all I can feel is sadness.

Yes, yes, and no.

I did a thing.

What a life.

2021 is going by at moderate pace.

It's almost August.

What's the point of having fuck you money if you never use it to say fuck you?

Hmm... Yeah.

#justskyrimthings

Nothing like asking my manager "What's up buddy?" and getting back "Eh I wanna die."

Same same.

Alright, which idiot fucked the monkey?! 😩🤦

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57919573.amp

This is the most relatable Bert Strip ever.

Monopoly is a game you play with people you no longer wanna be friends with.

Unfortunately said bunny got hit by a car.

Took a picture of a bunny this morning. @marisa

My timeline has been blessed.