Joe @popekingjoe@mastodon.social

Hail Sobek.

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." -Marcus Aurelius

"Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves."

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.” -Gene Roddenberry

Why the fuck does Transunion make it so goddamn difficult to manage your own shit? I just want to freeze my credit. Their hotline for it doesn't work, and their website requires a separate login for freezes.

Just... why?

Every village has always had an idiot.

The internet allowed the idiots to have a village.

The 90s will always be roughly ten years ago.

Hail Sobek.

Hello Fediverse I am alive.

Just impulse bought FFVII Remake cuz I have poor self control and it's also Steam Deck verified.

Been playing with my Steam Deck ever since I got it Friday.

This.
Thing.
Is.
Incredible.

"Men don't miss hints, they just pop up and stab us in the brain a decade later." -u/NotBearhound, on reddit.

Yep.

I need Google to understand that I don't care about streamers like Amouranth (or however you spell her name), and that I pay about as much attention to Twitch drama as God did the Jews during the Holocaust.

Based Movie Review.

Seriously this is fucking harsh. 😆

What a sad reality.

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!

Hell yeah.

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." -Marcus Aurelius

It's 9:21am right now. Being a 3rd shifter, that's very late for me.

...and I have a craving for coffee. Damnit.

This is... This is literally true for me. All I want is to be able to do nothing.

You can’t have fun without tempting natural selection at least a little.

Just once I'd like someone to call me Sir without adding "you're making a scene."