princess pedantic @princesspedantic@mastodon.social

is werner herzog on mastodon yet

*at rally*

TRUMP: SO WHAT?!

*takes out dick, starts whacking off to crowd applause*

KRASSENSTEINS: Sir you are fired!!!!!!!

How to beat the system.

CW

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to disrupt

the daily upkeep of the human body is exhausting

retoot to pet the cat
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Retoot to pat this thicc boi on his fuzzy belly

please boost these two best friends

50 Boosts and my undocumented gay rescue cat of color Freddy gets a treat.

ii just awanted to not bna the nazis and prmotmoe them,....,,,, why are you all bneing so meann to me im LITERALLY CRIYNG

broke: give Carly Rae Jepsen a sword

woke: Give Charli XCX a pair of guns

You have been visited by the Old Wizard Cat of good fortune. Boost this Toot to bless a stranger.

TWITTER: safe haven for Nazis and conspiracy theorists, bans anyone who objects to ethnic cleansing

FACEBOOK: sold your data to try to swing an election, is still helping perpetrate genocide in Myanmar

MASTODON: loves cats, full of hugs, 0 genocides to date