If you want to have a good time: bust out the old yo-yo and "walk the dog".
If you want to have a bad time: imagine a group of middle aged men dressed as Waluigi meeting in a cheap motel, crawling along the floor and eating overly ripe plums off the dirty carpet, moaning in dark ecstasy.
My wife was upset I was calling our new kitten an imp a few weeks ago. He now has a weird face, gangly limbs, a slight pot belly, and is randomly attacking other members of the household for 1d4 damage.
I think that when the queen dies, to honor her legacy, they should fill Buckingham Palace with concrete, entombing the royal family and their servants, and then sink all of pervert isle under the waves so we don't have to deal with it anymore.
While they should fire Ace Steel for shoot biting Kenny Omega, I feel it's a bit harsh to put someone in the position of having a resume which lists the reason for leaving their previous position as "shoot bit Kenny Omega".
I keep telling management that they need to offer competitive wages to attract quality workers but they keep hissing at me and hiring waves of pale cave dwellers who only have 1HP and die when exposed to the bright lights of the copier.