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Máxima @quake@mastodon.social

Still trying to wrangle my friends off birdsite into here

I thought being a sexy jock and a furry would prevent me from becoming someone who shows up on podcasts but I was wrong

yeah can i get some party balloons with my murderer's axe? thanks.

john cena, who was gordon cena's brother

Mastodon will never have Ed balls day

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God I talked so much more about mtg here than on birdsite and more about wrestling there than here

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the most frustrating part of this year’s game awards isn’t even gonna be watching nier an tomato win every single award, it’s gonna be watching people get hyped when hideo kojima re-announces a game that we don’t know fuck about

if Infinity Wars is going to insist on having like 30 characters on screen at the same time it should at least be structured like the Royal Rumble

twitch overlay: [picture of Gabe the dog] [robotic voice] you're like 80 pounds. I could kick your ass with two fingers. Fuck you

Dota streamer: [in monotone] thanks for the ten dollars RikiPicker22

Dota announcer: ULTRA KILL

Gigantic is so dead, sucks, I loved playing Charnok

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My neighbors still have their Halloween decorations up so I snuck over and made them festive. mastodon.social/media/qtpNfS3-

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I should get an EVIL shirt because his slogan is "EVERYTHING is EVIL", which is a powerful phrase to display regardless of whether other people know it's about wrestling.