7:30pm on a Friday and I could fall asleep right now.
I just sneezed and now my back hurts.
Just leave me, go on without me, my body seems to start falling apart at any moment.
Me: *tweets picture in which I'm holding a baby*
Friends: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?????
I'm touched that they know me so well and know that I hate children and this is basically on par with seeing a unicorn.
So it's now a thing that I wake up two hours before my alarm goes off. Neat.
I'm trying this new thing of actually getting out if bed when the alarm goes off instead of snoozing for two hours. It's so difficult, I don't have the willpower this early in the morning.
Me a week ago: I don't understand why everyone loves Despacito so much.
Me now: 📢 DESPACITO
QUIERO RESPIRAR TU CUELLO DESPACITO
DEJA QUE TE DIGA COSAS AL OÍDO
PARA QUE TE ACUERDES SI NO ESTÁS CONMIGO
How are we feeling about grown-ass women with pigtails? And do German women get a pass because of the whole oktoberfestyness that's deeply ingrained in our DNA?
Did sit-ups, felt dizzy, ate a piece of bread with nutella. Losing weight is going great!
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wow theres gonna be loads of unCWed reminders of death today because for some reason people just forget what CWs are if someone dies
Good LORD! What is it with people and them having to send me seven minute long voice messages?
Waking up two hours before your alarm goes off sucks. 0/10 would not recommend.
The mall's spring decoration is adorable.
My leg hurts and I am not amused.
I really hope that I can get over my fear of phone calls for about five minutes this week so I can finally call the piercer.
I'm done with the dentist for HOPEFULLY six months so I put on my happiest, most positive shirt
Good news: I slept through the night. Bad news: I have a dentist appointment in three hours.
So excuse me while I freak out.
I have to buy fabric and I NEED to sew some harem pants. They are so comfortable!