Julia @quatschmitsauce@mastodon.social
I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.
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It's #introduction time again!
- I'm German
- my profile picture is a lie, I don't have pink hair anymore
- I'm not an artist
- I'm not a furry
- I have absolutely no idea what all these computer nerds are talking about
- I AM part of the LGBT community, though (so one out of the four main groups on Mastodon: check!)
- I don't have a pet
- I knit sometimes
- I'm bad at describing myself in an interesting way. Possibly because I'm boring. So maybe keep an eye out for _interesting_ people instead
I was very stressed this weekend and when I'm stressed I make terrible decisions. So here's a little #crochet friend. 
Irregular reminder that @Julia is my main account now.
[sploots] #tbt to pupper times. - 
#mastodogs
Hello there, people of the fediverse.
I thought I should write another #introduction that I can pin, so here we go:
I'm a knitter, I'm German, I hate dolphins (
).
My brain is bursting with mental health issues and I'm neither an artist not a furry nor a techy computer nerd telling everyone that Linux is superior so you may be asking yourselves "What is she doing on Mastodon?" and the answer is "I dunno... Custom emojis maybe? 
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@hal - It's their birthday today! 🎂 And there are regular birb pictures of the cutest cockatiels.
@phoenix - Regular pictures of THE CUTEST BUDGIES! 🐦 (There aren't enough bird emojis... I like birds, okay?!)
@maloki - She recently moved to another instance and is currently posting a lot about urban gardening. The eggplants are adorable! 😍 🍆
hug your children now, because in 25 years they'll say, "i know pitbull isn't great music but i like it for that nostalgic quality"
I'm doing it, I haven't forgotten for the first time!
#ff time!
@Julia - It's me! The account I'm more active on. Yes, I'm doing a #followfriday for myself, SHUT UP!
@Virelai - Knits rad shit and is a professional smartypants (environmental scientist)
@Sylvia - New to Mastodon, also a knitter and currently on her way to Helsinki which might result in cool photos. (No pressure, Sylvia 😁 )
@jake - CLAIMS to have a cat that has a better butt than a Corgi which I doubt and I've seen no proof!
RT @dixonij@twitter.com: A friendly cyberawareness reminder that this Royal Wedding 'Royal Name' meme thing is quite literally asking for the most commonly selected online access/recovery Security Questions.
DON'T FALL FOR IT.
I'm doing it, I haven't forgotten for the first time!
#ff time!
@Julia - It's me! The account I'm more active on. Yes, I'm doing a #followfriday for myself, SHUT UP!
@Virelai - Knits rad shit and is a professional smartypants (environmental scientist)
@Sylvia - New to Mastodon, also a knitter and currently on her way to Helsinki which might result in cool photos. (No pressure, Sylvia 😁 )
@jake - CLAIMS to have a cat that has a better butt than a Corgi which I doubt and I've seen no proof!
This describes me 100% and I'm feeling very attacked right now!
https://twitter.com/nationsbaby/status/996491721935552515
Live now! Feel free to hop in! || Slime Rancher @ TWITCH -> https://ift.tt/2IAFpkp
Does anyone know an alternative to Twitch that let's you stream privately, only to people you want to stream to? Like the "unlisted" option on Youtube but... not Youtube 😆
Cool, just got mansplained how "resting bitch face" is a "useful descriptive term".
Can we retire "resting bitch face" and "resting grump face" and just call it "face"? That's how faces look when they're not smiling...
My pinecone brings all the girls to the yard!
And they seem to have big cameras... Heckin' paparazzi! 
#mastodogs
Morning, party people!
Being awake is overrated...
I've noticed that there's a lot less "answering questions I didn't ask" on here than on Twitter. It's great that MOST people keep unsolicited advice to themselves.
Except for the tech nerds. Yes, yes, Linux is great, fuck off.
"I've never made this before but I want to wow the judges." - more famous last words on Masterchef Australia
Ah, the people with anime avatars are livetooting something again without using hashtags. [warms up muting-finger]
"I didn't have time to check if my chicken is cooked so I'm just hoping it is." - famous last words on Masterchef Australia.
