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A Walt Disney film by David Lynch
totmadness.blogspot.com

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**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Feb 26, 2018, 04:56

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**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Feb 26, 2018, 04:56

Ok, so I have started a silly new project. Feel free to join me on this grand adventure in making toddler lit fight it out.

http://totmadness.blogspot.com/

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:48

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:48

(Uta Hagen is the only acting book I’ve read.)

(Also iPhone knows to autocorrect Uta Hagen.)

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:45

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:45

I would not have guessed that Jim Carrey is a method actor.

I wonder if he’s read Uta Hagen.

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:33

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:33

Ah geez I didn’t know Milos Forman directed Man In The Moon, R.I.P.

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:19

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:19

(I don't really know what number 1 is either.)

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:18

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:18

(Its basically tied for 2nd with all the serious-actor-Jim-Carrey movies.)

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:16

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:16

Man In The Moon is low-key one of my favorite movies of all time so I'm honestly annoyed it's taken me this long.

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:16

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 23, 2018, 01:16

Fiiiiinally getting around to watching Jim & Andy.

I didn't know Jim Carrey was trying out for a Kris Kristofferson biopic.

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** · Apr 22, 2018, 22:54

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**Erin 🕯** @er1n@social.mecanis.me · Apr 22, 2018, 22:54

this is the worst harry potter book

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 22, 2018, 22:33

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 22, 2018, 22:33

Trying to teach baby to say please.

Baby: Cup!

Me: What’s the magic word?

Baby: Cup!

Me: Yes, but what do we say?

Baby: Say!

Me: 😒

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 22, 2018, 18:49

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 22, 2018, 18:49

Tot Madness Round 2: (4) Eek! Halloween vs. (12) Kittens

http://totmadness.blogspot.com/2018/04/round-2-4-eek-halloween-vs-12-kittens.html

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** · Apr 21, 2018, 15:54

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**ｒｉｃｋｗａｒｄ** @rickward@mastodon.xyz · Apr 21, 2018, 15:54

@queenpossum Navidson Playhouse (some assembly required; outside dimensions 6 x 6 x 5; inside dimensions ? x ? x ?)

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 21, 2018, 14:09

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 21, 2018, 14:09

Haha I just got smacked in the face with poison ivy, FML.

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 21, 2018, 13:20

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 21, 2018, 13:20

Baby just brought over a new book for storytime: House of Leaves.

😬

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 21, 2018, 03:32

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 21, 2018, 03:32

Hooooooooooly shit. Chloe, wtf girl.

https://www.thewrap.com/smallville-allison-mack-nxivm-keith-raniere/

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** · Apr 20, 2018, 21:18

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**ｒｉｃｋｗａｒｄ** @rickward@mastodon.xyz · Apr 20, 2018, 21:18

What have I become
How is your car
We’ll leave in the morn
Beat the traffic, driving far

And you could have it all
Disappointed, not mad
I won’t let you down
I will be a dad

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** · Apr 20, 2018, 21:13

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**ｒｉｃｋｗａｒｄ** @rickward@mastodon.xyz · Apr 20, 2018, 21:13

I wear this crown of jorts
Upon my folding chair
Full of dad advice
I give because I care

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** · Apr 20, 2018, 20:34

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**r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖** @cypnk · Apr 20, 2018, 20:34

Footouflage

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** · Apr 20, 2018, 20:15

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**Max Cooljazz** @even_more_damned_muteKi · Apr 20, 2018, 20:15

tired: shop 'til you drop
wired: bread 'til you're dead

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 20, 2018, 18:41

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 20, 2018, 18:41

Tot Madness Round 2: (6) Even Superheroes Sleep vs. (14) First Book of Sushi

http://totmadness.blogspot.com/2018/04/round-2-6-even-superheroes-sleep-vs-14.html

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 20, 2018, 13:24

**Jenn, Mother of Possums** @queenpossum · Apr 20, 2018, 13:24

Debating taking baby to the farmers market so I can blow his mind with a produce section the size of our Kroger.

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