Jenn, Mother of Possums @queenpossum@mastodon.social

While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to the earth.

I’m just kinda over people.

We’re watching some international ballroom dancing competition, and I really want to have a sternly worded conversation with this one girl’s costumer on behalf of her poor boobs.

Me: I’m so tired, I can’t wait to fall asleep.

Brain: LOOOOOOOL

Soooooooo David Lynch had a meeting at Netflix so if the world could just hold off on blowing up until whatever that’s about comes to fruition, I would really appreciate it, kthx.

Holy shit she is still cool with her dad and talking about how much she can’t wait for him to come visit next week.

Her dad, who said journalists should be murdered for crimes against the state.

What the fuck, fellow white people. Cut your fascist family members off.

Forgot to post this picture of the very brave dog hiding in the baby’s tent during a thunderstorm a couple of days ago.

So they're selling Soylent at my grocery store now, in the section with the Slim Fasts and the Ensures, and I'm like, thank god they finally figured out they weren't special.

Today on Facebook, I got to watch a friend argue with her dad over whether or not journalists were enemies of the state who deserve to be killed. He would not be convinced that they didn’t.

In other news, holy holy holy hoooooly shit.

Baby found this in a drawer somewhere, which was the second phone I ever owned, back circa 2003.

He keeps holding it in front of his face while he talks to it like he’s Skyping, and asking me to show him pictures.

Bless him, this thing couldn’t even send texts, let alone handle a video call.

This dance troupe on World of Dance said their style is “heels”.

Ummm, yeah, that’s just fully clothed burlesque.

Well. I just got a robocall in Mandarin. That’s a new one.

Yes, So You Think You Can Dance definitely needed some more Carly Rae Jepsen, thank you.

Baby watching an exuberant salsa performance: “Wow! That’s real dancing!”

If they ever need a judge for So Your Toddler Thinks You Can Dance, hit me up.

Why have I done this to myself?