Jenn, Mother of Possums @queenpossum@mastodon.social

Phone autocorrected “perennial” to “perineal”, and I feel like I need to go back and explain to the person I was texting that I meant “daisies that come back every year”, not “taint daisies”.

Normal people at the garden center:

“Can I get that normal looking tree with green leaves?”

Me at the garden center:

“Yo, gimme that one with red leaves and black bark called Bloodgod.”
“Ma’am, that’s actually called a Bloodgood.”
“Whatever. Blood for the Bloodgod.”

I’m just kinda over people.

Uhhh Shazam looks fun too?

What universe have I sidestepped into where it looks like DC might have two (maybe three!) fun movies in the space of a year?

Uhhhh Aquaman looks really fun? Like, possibly kinda dumb but fun and also Jason Momoa making jokes?

Hooooly shit this is tasty.

(1 pt melon liqueur, 2 pts ginger ale, if you’re wondering.

It’s important to provide appropriate glassware to go along with your beverage.

Goth baby watched a video of flying foxes so this is my new normal.

I have been out of the loop long enough to have missed that there was a (likely) terrible Overboard remake.

*watches Titans trailer*

*sighs for an extremely long time*

Baby just threw his milk cup off the table.

“Team Rocket!”

I think we’ve got a budding anime villain on our hands, here.

Baby keeps saying “Team Rocket” over and over again, presumably because of the big R.

Might be crying over a network family sitcom right now.

This episode of Black-ish about Bow’s PPD is some Real Big Mood.

Baby started dancing along with a tap routine on TV, and then of course, stopped dancing literally the moment I hit record on my camera.

I want to eat the fuck out of this Indian/Southern fusion food this dude on Master Chef is making.