Jenn, Mother of Possums @queenpossum@mastodon.social

While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to the earth.

I’m just kinda over people.

Baby’s favorite book right now is a board book version of Anne of Green Gables, so I showed him my old copy of the full book, and pointed out her picture on the cover.

Now he keeps walking around with my book, talking about “Anne Gables.” ❤️❤️❤️

This Muppet Show skit where they can’t get the rights to the music from Camelot so they do the scene anyway with music from other plays is kinda eerily similar to an original play we did in student theater when I was in college. 🤔

Phone autocorrected “perennial” to “perineal”, and I feel like I need to go back and explain to the person I was texting that I meant “daisies that come back every year”, not “taint daisies”.

Baby got to feed the koi at our local garden center so he’s basically living his best life today.

Um, how have I not seen this until now, this is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8atgsWFfDOg

Letter from my former employer asking me to contact the HR Service Center about my retirement plan.

No contact info for HR provided.
No contact info for HR appears on google.
No contact info for HR available on the company website.
No way to talk to an actual person via any of “contact us” phone numbers available.

Somehow, I don’t think they actually want me to contact them.

Not really sure what part of the FB algorithm has decided to start advertising Fire Island vacations to me.

Like, I’m sure it’s lovely, but I am definitely not the target demographic.

We’re watching some international ballroom dancing competition, and I really want to have a sternly worded conversation with this one girl’s costumer on behalf of her poor boobs.

Me: I’m so tired, I can’t wait to fall asleep.

Brain: LOOOOOOOL

Soooooooo David Lynch had a meeting at Netflix so if the world could just hold off on blowing up until whatever that’s about comes to fruition, I would really appreciate it, kthx.

Holy shit she is still cool with her dad and talking about how much she can’t wait for him to come visit next week.

Her dad, who said journalists should be murdered for crimes against the state.

What the fuck, fellow white people. Cut your fascist family members off.

Forgot to post this picture of the very brave dog hiding in the baby’s tent during a thunderstorm a couple of days ago.

So they're selling Soylent at my grocery store now, in the section with the Slim Fasts and the Ensures, and I'm like, thank god they finally figured out they weren't special.

Today on Facebook, I got to watch a friend argue with her dad over whether or not journalists were enemies of the state who deserve to be killed. He would not be convinced that they didn’t.

In other news, holy holy holy hoooooly shit.