Mother of Possums @queenpossum@mastodon.social
A Walt Disney film by David Lynch
Joined Nov 2017
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Facebook kindly just reminded me of the time two years ago that I called Mitch McConnell the Eraserhead Baby.
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I’m just kinda over people.
It's been a couple of years in a row now that Sept. 1st has ushered in low temps in the 60s. I don't trust it but I'll take it.
If there is one thing I've learned by listening to Lore, it's to stay the fuck away from the traditional Abenaki tribelands.
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A fully masked up class of 4 year olds is still no match for the preschool crud.
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"These copper ingots," the devil said, "are of sub-par quality."
"You accepted them as payment," the merchant said, "the deal is done."
"Very well. I will uphold my end of the bargain," the devil said. "Your name will live forever."
"That is all I ask," said Ea-nasir.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Personally I consider Best In Show to be a Schitt's Creek prequel.
I saw a special edition Life Magazine retrospective on Aaliyah today in case you were wondering if us Millennials were officially olds yet.
My phone just autocorrected "Cheerwine" to "cheeriness" and honestly that's pretty accurate.
Went on a boat-mounted waterslide today.
Got water in my ears.
Still feel like I'm on a boat 5 hours later.
Just heard an ad for Piercing Pagoda.
Even late stage capitalism can't kill Piercing Pagoda.
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"You are," the hooded figure whispered, "the Chosen One."
"What?"
"The One to end the reign of the Dark Lord."
"The Dark Lord, long may His terror rule?"
"Yes, a-"
"Guards!" I call. "A traitor!"
Funnily, his arrest set off a chain of events that ended with the Dark Lord's death.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Update: I am now a grown adult woman crying at Frozen 2.
Hi yes I am a grown up adult woman who cries every time I hear Leia's Theme, AMA.
Me: I'm gonna show Kiddo Return of the Jedi this morning!
My VCR: Lol, no you aren't. *dies*
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For those of you who play Blizzard games.
The employees have asked you not play them at all tomorrow as a message to the company.
Digital Strike and all that.
Not gonna lie, I'm kinda into these targeted Home Depot and Lowes ads featuring really weird home decor shit you'd never see in store.
I wasn't planning to watch the opening ceremony but then they put Uematsu music in it, so 🤷♀️
I was not expecting Sailor Moon S to be as incredibly gay as it is.
Love to get 8 hours of sleep and still feel dead in the morning.
Black Widow spoilers
That movie is not for 4 year olds. 🤦♀️
They really don't prepare you for how little you'll be able to focus on anything when there's a 4 year old in the house.
A Walt Disney film by David Lynch
Joined Nov 2017
