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Jenn, Mother of Possums @queenpossum

They had samples of cherry tomatoes at the grocery store and baby loved them, so I bought a huge tub.

Of course, I give him some at lunch and now he hates them.

@queenpossum rule number one of feeding kids: they are the worst

@queenpossum Just make sure you have an unlimited supply of french fries until he's around 4.