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Jenn, Mother of Possums @queenpossum

I like watching TV with the baby because it’s like the most short-attention-span game of I Spy ever.

“Hat!” - you have three nanoseconds to find the person in the audience wearing a hat
“Blue shoes dancing!” - which dancer is wearing blue shoes?
“Car!” - what person does the baby think is actually a car?