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So my housemate worked for GoDaddy last year
and we have random merch
which means
lo and behold
when you go into my bathroom
you look down and see
a bright orange towel folded in half
that's a makeshift shower mat
that just says
DADDY
this is not ok
@queertrashlord That is amazing
@queertrashlord It has to GO.
@beadsland RIGHT THO
omg a friend of mine has a sign in their house that says "DADDY KINKS NOT ALLOWED" and I'm in love
@queertrashlord Well, good to know that rule is clearly posted.
@queertrashlord daddy doesn't appreciate your feet stepping on him