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It’d be kinda cool if upon a successful deployment to prod the CTO shouted GOOOOOOOAALLLLLLLL like a Brazilian soccer announcer.

Twitter buys Smyte, a trust and safety SaaS that other sites was using, and shuts it down for everyone else immediately. As in, only half an hours notice.

techcrunch.com/2018/06/21/twit

So much for contracts, huh? You can't trust any of these companies to exist when you need them!

Today, learn a new programming language that was invented before 1980

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One bloop of the Iguana got sauce gives this gose the perfect amount of zing. Yummmmmm. 🌢

Seriously... can he just fucking shut up and go away.

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Normally a bottle of Lolita goes for $25 but these were marked at $9 so I snagged two of them. And yeah... this is totally delish.

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