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mental health gobbidge 

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good tidings to tide/
and other soap brands/
good tidings to SOAP brands and a happy new year

I can't wait to hear a bunch of people on Twitter tell me the net neutrality vote is my fault because I didn't leave enough messages to counter three payoffs that could've probably bought every company I'm in debt to

writing a song in the key of E is like walking up to someone who just wants to fuck around with their ukulele and slapping them right in the fucking face

"Why are you wet??" - anyone who just picked up a cat

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there isn't much i'm enjoying less on Accursed Birdsite rn than "What did you used to get bullied for???" Like, this site is traumatic ENOUGH, why the hell do you want me to dredge THAT shit up

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Under the new tax plan, if your landlord finds out you have put a canopy bed in your apartment they're allowed to double your rent for being "fancy enough to afford it"

i realized exactly how i feel about this patreon thing while talking about it on discord and i don't feel like typing this out again so mastodon.social/media/pqzO9AI3

SIXTY PUSHUPS I think that might actually be my new lifetime record

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Like how a PC that can handle ANYTHING costs 2400, but a PC that can handle almost anything costs 400.

i'm up to two sets of 55 pushups a day, with one day of break every week. i'm glad to be there, but i'm worried i might be hitting a plateau? the good news is i'm up to a 1:25 plank in the morning

CW for like if a magic card had full frontal nudity 

i miss having a patreon because it basically funded the patreons i was subscribed to

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i know i graduated college but when i think about the fact that i have a degree i'm like "that can't possibly be right"

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