ratscratch @ratscratch@mastodon.social

@Woomy omg? this is by far the cutest thing ive ever seen thank you

no bullshit this is how im tryna be

kin this. kin that. kin cowboy. kin hat. my ass. too fat. been there. done that.

as of today i have 2 middle names.. the only way to defeat me in battle is to speak them both. if you dont even know one, you stand no chance

i found an apple cap at the thrift store and its real leather and fits me perfectly and i think its like super old actually? anyway its so cool

welcome to the bathroom

sometimes i feel out of place as a transbian whos very uh. like. coarse and crass. and not terribly into like. makeup for example. i dunno. i wonder if i am tricking myself every day

every day that i am forced to live without coffee is another one of gods little tests.

me: hmm. i dunno. sounds fake. ill consult an expert [turns to my full sized pet megalodon shark, rufus] what do you think, rufus?
rufus: its fake.
me: its fake

diary of a wimpy furry

im getting a tattoo of mae borowski and that is that

i am very lonely

anyways now that mastotumblr is gone lets all meet up on everquest '99