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@Woomy omg? this is by far the cutest thing ive ever seen thank you

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kin this. kin that. kin cowboy. kin hat. my ass. too fat. been there. done that.

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tired: you (singular), you (plural)
wired: thou (singular), y'all (plural)

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as of today i have 2 middle names.. the only way to defeat me in battle is to speak them both. if you dont even know one, you stand no chance

i found an apple cap at the thrift store and its real leather and fits me perfectly and i think its like super old actually? anyway its so cool

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sometimes i feel out of place as a transbian whos very uh. like. coarse and crass. and not terribly into like. makeup for example. i dunno. i wonder if i am tricking myself every day

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Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force voice - Truly they were uh... home stuck

every day that i am forced to live without coffee is another one of gods little tests.

me: hmm. i dunno. sounds fake. ill consult an expert [turns to my full sized pet megalodon shark, rufus] what do you think, rufus?
rufus: its fake.
me: its fake

im getting a tattoo of mae borowski and that is that

anyways now that mastotumblr is gone lets all meet up on everquest '99

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