rayhatfield@rayhatfield@mastodon.social
former baby, current grown ass adult.
javascripter. suffering from mild persistent panic.
chaperone to a deaf one-eared great dane.
grammar dork with mixed feelings about capitalization.
blue dot in a red state.
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Car salesman continue to earn their bad reputation.
https://prospect.org/power/2024-07-08-car-dealership-fee-financing-scams/
The American Prospect · Escape From the BoxNew technology and old tactics have made buying a car a death march of deception. Jase Patrick, who spent 15 years in the business, reveals the dealer secrets.
what’s the average number of fingers among high school shop teachers?
from that time i was trying to be appropriately solemn at my grandmother's funeral and the universe started fucking with me.
the defense rests. (has anyone done this joke already? seems too obvious.)
I’ve had an “Action Required” email in my inbox since December because if I don’t leave it there it won’t get done.
[low-quality video playing]
her: shot on a potato
me, mishearing: shat on a potato?
so going forward the new standard for mocking low-quality video is "looks like someone shat a potato".
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BREAKING: Suspect Can’t Get Fair Trial Because Everyone Saw Him Do It
i saw dune 2 last night and it was very good--and i say that as someone who has only the faintest idea what it was about.
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Happy Test Your Leap Year Handling In Production Day to all the software that was written in the last 1460 days.
doing this now because i'll forget tomorrow.
[geico camel voice] LYEAP DAY-EEE
oh oh oh i'm sorry i didn't realize being on trial for so many of your crimes would be inconvenient for you during your campaign. please let us know when it's a good time for you.
[disguises the recycle bin as a mailbox, rolls it to the curb]
today in fun typos: "tootlip"
shuffling a liked-songs playlist and blurting a surprised "oh man nice i love this song" over and over and over