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Colby ☢️ @rcd@mastodon.social

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Most people won't pay you for your work if you don't ask them to.

Ask to be paid early and often.

You deserve to live. You deserve to thrive. You deserve to be paid.

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disability/empathy/good Show more

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Please remember to boost fellow kind people so that I and others can find and follow more of them. ❤

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: put your phone on silent/do not disturb for an hour

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okay reasons to block someone:

- you don't like them
- you don't care about them at all
- you don't want to talk to them
- you don't want them to talk to you
- you don't like their avatar
- they look like your ex
- they don't use enough emojis
- you met them 12 years ago and they smelled weird
- you love them too much
- you like them but don't like what they say all the time
- they don't like 🍍
- literally any reason it doesn't matter blocking is great

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@Gargron @mmn what about using markdown for formatting?

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@gargron I know this wasn't directed to me, but I'd say `\n\n` should be a paragraph and `\n` should be a line break... Like Markdown but smarter because you don't need extra spaces to force a line break.

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Masto 2 weeks ago : Haha ✅ I'm verified user lololol
Masto today : BEGIN KEYBASE SALTPACK SIGNED MESSAGE.

Life comes at you fast.

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People are happy when they feel safe.

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The next version of is going to be awesome

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I don't allow advertising on any of my content. It is 100% funded by you, my dudes. <3

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*accepting award*
i want to thank the ones without whom i wouldnt be here: my mom, and stack overflow

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Question:

If so many men argue that the assholes are the minority, (NOT ALL MEN!!!) why do we never see giant groups of men flooding women's accounts with nice, respectful messages or support?

Why doesn't dogpiling get responded to by a flood of help? Where is the support for women being stalked and threatened? Where are y'all?

I have never in my life been overwhelmed by kindness. But men literally attempt (and often succeed) destroying my life on the daily.

Where are the "good guys"?

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I just went around and did some basic nmap-ing on the most popular Mastodon instances, and there's some seriously sketchy stuff in there. Publicly reachable Postgres servers, tons of open internal HTTP ports, SSH with password login, multiple Mastodon instances that seem to be running on mail server VMs, …

I guess if you're just running a single-user instance for yourself, sure, but those are all 2000+ user instances.

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⚠Random fact about me:

I have ordinal linguistic personification, a type of synesthesia where my brain assigns the numbers 1 through 12 a gender and personality.

Other things, objects, colors are sometimes affected as well.

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mastodon: where even the subtoots are nice

Am I the only one that gets paranoid about email notifications of failed login attempts? Received from 4 different sites in the past hour. 😨

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baby you can boost my toot
if you think I'm very cute
baby you can boost my toot
and maybe I'll love you

toot toot
toot toot
yeah

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