Reminder that I've moved to @ayla and y'all should refollow me there

I'm tentatively moving to @ayla, feel free to refollow me there. going to give it a few days before I activate the full profile redirect.

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the reason you need to CW your nudes and porn isn't because someone might be at work. it's because someone might not want to see nudes or porn.

this message has been brought to you by the association of people in favor of content warnings that actually say what the content is.

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🎶 I'm a little kitten, small and cute
Here is my tail, here is my snoot
When I nuzzle you please pet my fur
Then listen close to hear my purr 🎶

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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"

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i am just a smol kitten and my best is very small but i do my best

i am sure you do your best too even if you do not feel like it

everyone does their best

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I'm here

I'm queer

Please scratch behind my ear

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the honorific title for a cat (mx, ms, mr, etc) is mw (pronounced mew)

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am smol

but is ok

smol kittens can still do big things

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🎶🎶🎶 I snepped a girl and I liked it, the taste of her fluffy tailll, I snepped a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. I homphed her tail long, I homphed her tail hard, and then I traced those rosettes. I snepped a girl and I liked it, I liked it! 🎶🎶🎶

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when she pets you without expecting it and you turn into a queer melty mess :blobcatmelt:

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