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hey dumbfucks from tumblr and assorted other places!!! .social isn't the only place to post and meet friends!!! i went to radical.town but there are tons more instances and it's super easy to import and export your following/block/mute lists!!! check it out

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sorry bro, we can't go to taco bell. my dog is fucking wasted and my license is suspended

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sorry bro, we can't go to taco bell. my dog is fucking wasted and my license is suspended

so my posts are “dog shit,” huh? so my posts are “just a load of fuckin bull hockey”? so my fuckin posts are just a god damn joke to you. my posts are “what the angry video game nerd would call ‘diarrhea dog shit dripping out a dick’”? my posts are “sewage runoff that gives a turd sentience”? i’m “bitcoin satoshi of saying stupid bullshit everyone hates”? i’m “worthless unless you like seeing a person self-flagellate while autoerotic asphyxiating”? ok, i’ll give you that

i could beat the shit out of a ghost. i could beat the fuck out of a vampire. i could whip the ass of smaller frankensteins. any monster would get their fucking throat punched by me.

noticing that people with “things” to “lose” don’t boost my shit about axl rose clapping hillary’s cheeks. interesting, to me. says a lot about society

putting the tea in TSA when they find a bomb in my bag

you, rube, uneducated: i love to hang out on .social and look at things in the english language

me, wise: HOLA Y BUENOS DÍAS A MIS AMIGXS EN ESPAÑA Y LATINOAMÉRICA

don't tell the radtown crew but i'm skippin out on they asses

you may be asking why this person is spamming a 9/11 emoji thing. that would be normal.

me, smart, i am asking when they made another eiffel tower.

i want to be best friends with you and greg. hit me up and we'll get a sushi boat @TommyWiseau

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