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hey dumbfucks from tumblr and assorted other places!!! .social isn't the only place to post and meet friends!!! i went to radical.town but there are tons more instances and it's super easy to import and export your following/block/mute lists!!! check it out

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sorry bro, we can't go to taco bell. my dog is fucking wasted and my license is suspended

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so my posts are “dog shit,” huh? so my posts are “just a load of fuckin bull hockey”? so my fuckin posts are just a god damn joke to you. my posts are “what the angry video game nerd would call ‘diarrhea dog shit dripping out a dick’”? my posts are “sewage runoff that gives a turd sentience”? i’m “bitcoin satoshi of saying stupid bullshit everyone hates”? i’m “worthless unless you like seeing a person self-flagellate while autoerotic asphyxiating”? ok, i’ll give you that

putting the tea in TSA when they find a bomb in my bag

you, rube, uneducated: i love to hang out on .social and look at things in the english language

me, wise: HOLA Y BUENOS DÍAS A MIS AMIGXS EN ESPAÑA Y LATINOAMÉRICA

don't tell the radtown crew but i'm skippin out on they asses

you may be asking why this person is spamming a 9/11 emoji thing. that would be normal.

me, smart, i am asking when they made another eiffel tower.

i want to be best friends with you and greg. hit me up and we'll get a sushi boat @TommyWiseau

don't tell the radtown crew but i'm skippin out on they asses

hey dumbfucks from tumblr and assorted other places!!! .social isn't the only place to post and meet friends!!! i went to radical.town but there are tons more instances and it's super easy to import and export your following/block/mute lists!!! check it out

@Gargron eugie we got trouble... i opted into the list but i'm not taking my rightful place at number nine. pwease advise

put my balls and my asshole on a dang list and send it to that cheeto in the fuckin white house, eugie

fuck a most popular list!!! the most popular things about me, and about this website in general? deez nutz and dis asshole

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