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*slaps balls* these bad bo- ohhhh... fuck. jesus christ. god damn it. fuck. why did i... shit. ohhhhhhh.... alright, i- alright. i'm good. these bad boys can fit so much pee in them

@realtoddhoward this is actually a really good post Todd, possibly the best one you've made

@realtoddhoward nuke mastodon.social, let this be the only toot that remains

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