Singing "Mastodon" to the tune of Spiderman. As you do.
🎵 Mastodon, Mastodon,
does whatever a social media app can (doesn't scan)
Gives a toot, 500 characters in size,
catches tweeps, just like flies.
Look out, here comes the Mastodon.🎵

Don't just scream and shout,
or sulk, or moan or pout.
Today you've got some clout,
so Vote the Tories Out!*

*Offer applies only if there are local elections in your area*

Mastodon

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