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Seriously? Over a bofa? Shit, I would consider my life worthless if I DON’T get bofad at some point.

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mathematicians believing in imaginary numbers is buckwild like “oh this problem is unsolvable? not if i just imagine more numbers!”

Anyway my degree is in Literature

Regular horse would back the fuck away from Wil Wheaton; that’s for sure.

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the real reason i want you all to move off .social is so you can follow me with a second account

Becoming an 80s beach bum as soon as I complete my Vuarnet and Coed Naked shirt collections.

A guy wearing one of those old-timey hats you only see super delegates at RNC conventions wear just drove by me. Pretty brazen.

I'm never getting to 1K followers, but my toots will be loved posthumously by millions. Then they will become boring shit teachers force into the eyeballs of teens. And then they, again, become irrelevant.

I think about how these ultra-powerful people, senators and reps, have bosses that make them work a phone bank like half the day. The real power is well-hidden, the final bosses.

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As a sophisticated white man, I prefer a bit of aioli with my pussy. chef's kiss emoji

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advice for mastodon newbies 

Sat next to a guy in an MFA workshop who said stories shouldn’t begin with, “The.”

Fun guy.

food 

Gonna write a play called “Egotestical.” It’s the story of the slightly larger one.

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"Sorry, I can't help you move this weekend. I have a bad back," I say sheepishly.

Across town my spine revs its Harley and flips off three cops on its way to the big babe convention, where it plans to do some make outs.

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Jacobin 

Crazy to think we have all the room to House the homeless, but we just won’t do it.

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