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First rule of lunch crew: let's talk about lunch crew until it becomes a real thing, because that's how things become real

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100 boosts and I'll put "Wankie Tankie" in my description

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It would be funny to go to Disneyland dressed up as The Simpsons.

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You can't eat my planet, it's where I keep all my stuff!!

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Today, nut loaders are the free piss. So let's report !

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we're almost there everyone keep beating the fucking baby seal to fucking death

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Bullshitting everyone online that I'm funny irl and everyone irl that I'm funny online. Fucking sucker's

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Occupy four seats at once on the bus using my butt, backpack and feet. I am the busgeoise.

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Hold the means of sitting from other people, from now on called the "standupariat". I am the busgeoise.

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Hold the means of sitting from other people, from now on called the "standupariat". I am the busgeoise.

Occupy four seats at once on the bus using my butt, backpack and feet. I am the busgeoise.

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