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100 boosts and I'll put "Wankie Tankie" in my description

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Ok Google how to convince my mother that the pope doesn't see her answers to his tweets

We've already seen what an old man with a powerful position and a data connection can do and the Vatican can't risk that

“It is not who you are underneath, but what you do with your clout that defines you”

-The Joker

Cheer up, Ozymandias. Why don't you turn that sneer of cold command upside down sweetie

#libertarianism

A culture founded in constant competition breeds isolation, nurtures anti-social behavior, and ingrains a mindset of scarcity in children. It devalues necessary life skills like cooperation, communication, selflessness, empathy, and community building. You’re essentially building a population devoid of the tools to function healthily in a basic society.

What was the slice of bread's last words?

If someone pushes this lever, I'm toast

We've already seen what an old man with a powerful position and a data connection can do and the Vatican can't risk that

Cursed, centrism 

DON DRAPER (to the CEO of Pampers): frankly sir, if you don't want to show the baby poop in the commercials, this might not be the right ad agency for you. Please collect your things, and leave the building, NOW!

PAMPERS CEO: I like you, Don Draper

Ok Google how to convince my mother that the pope doesn't see her answers to his tweets

does it not seem absolutely fucked to anybody else that minecraft is still a thing

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