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three billion devices run Java... and you're next

@revenant @tom 2021: after Citizens United set precedent, the US Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people and people are devices. It is now mandatory to get Java installed on your person. Everyone must now pay President Larry Ellison a license fee or be deported to China.
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