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CTZ: Count Zero. Instruction used by William Gibson as a character and novel name.
JMP: Returns answer to "Where's my jumper?"
SET: Invokes Egyptian god to ward off scarabs and other bugs.
SKINIT: Essex or East London guy with no money (skint, innit) because he's a LZCNT

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BMI: displays one's Body Mass Index
PHP: makes you Zend certified
EOR: turns you into a sad donkey
SBC: builds a small block v8 engine
RTS: spawns additional pylons

@revenant http://m.quickmeme.com/img/8a/8a880659c249727478710025e3137aca5a6e01ed7662107fbc386352cfbc5fdd.jpg

@revenant My Computer Systems class will be a BREEZE now, thanks!!!

@revenant DEX: improves your dexterity
INC: registers a corporation
ORA: activates your stand
TAY: enables Taylor Swift mode

@revenant ZUN: activates bullet hell mode

@revenant BRX: leave the European Union
DND: start a tabletop game
MOO: makes a cow noise
MEW: makes a cat noise
APL: dispenses apples
APM: boots up Starcraft
BGL: prepares a bagel
BLG: books you a flight to Belgium
OMG: plays audio file of Bible reading

everyone replying to this with a bunch of made-up acronyms: you don't have to. thanks

@revenant could you reword that in away that I can copy into notepad++

@revenant why waste time on improving programming language ergonomics when you can have it directly in machine code

@revenant Those were the days. Those 8-bit processors had all kinds of fancy stuff in them.

You forgot:

EOR: make a donkey noise
DEY: summon Susan Dey
BMI: calculate body mass index
DEQ: declare equality for all

That last one never made it into production, obviously.

@revenant note: attempting to enter texas while already in texas will result in recursive realities, possible time paradoxes, and the voiding of your CPUs warranty

@revenant You are a wonderful person and you make me laugh.